Kawaikereba Hentai demo Suki ni Natte Kuremasu ka? Volume 5 Chapter 3

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The event book of the legal loli senpai

Part 1:

“I’m home!”

“Welcome back, Nii-san! …Huh?”

It was a bit past 8pm in the evening. Keiki, when he announced his return, was greeted by a wide-eyed Mizuha. She was probably so surprised because he had brought a rather unusual guest with him.

“Ootori-senpai?”

“Hello there…”

Because of the previous incident, it should come as no surprise that Koharu wasn’t in the greatest spirits. Unsure what to do, Mizuha turned to Keiki.

“What’s this about?”

“Ahhh, some stuff happened. Sorry, but can you make some tea right now?”

“Ah, yeah. Okay.”

Mizuha probably decided it was for the best to let things calm down a bit after seeing Koharu’s state. She went into the kitchen and started preparing tea without asking any questions.

“Let’s go to my room for now, Koharu-senpai.”

“……Yes.”

He led Koharu up the stairs to the second floor and entered his room. After turning on the lights, he lent the girl a cushion she could sit on.

“Umm…”

However, now that they had arrived, Keiki found himself unable to find any words. While he watched the girl sink into her cushion with a dark expression on her face, Keiki felt a sharp pain in his chest. This was how Koharu had been ever since they had seen Shouma being confessed to by that beauty. Unable to cure the girl’s shock, Keiki saw no other option but to take her with him. Otherwise she might have stood there for all eternity.

I really don’t think that Shouma would do anything to make Koharu-senpai sad, though…

Keiki didn’t know how Shouma had responded to the confession. But he knew very well that Shouma was not the kind of person who would hurt Koharu of all people. Koharu for her part should know that, but who could blame her for having doubts after seeing that scene?

In that moment, a knocking sound came from the door, and Mizuha came in.

“Here you go.”

“Thanks, Mizuha.”

After setting the tray on the table, Mizuha also joined them. She handed Koharu a teacup with a cat illustration on it.

“Here you go. It’s still piping hot, so be careful.”

“Thank you very much… Ah, hot chocolate.”

Koharu accepted the cup and gazed at the surface of the liquid. After breathing on it a few times to cool it down, she slowly brought the cup to her mouth.

“…It’s delicious.”

With this, the girl seemed to have calmed down, as tears started forming in her eyes when she spoke these words. She probably had held herself back the whole time ever since the park. While softly patting the poor girl’s head, Mizuha directed her gaze at Keiki.

“Nii-san, what happened?”

“Well, the thing is…”

And thus he gave Mizuha an overview of the events.

About how Shouma had always turned down Koharu whenever she invited him places. About how she had gotten worried, and had started to follow him. About how Shouma had been confessed to by a mysterious beauty. “Will you marry me?” was a pretty clear confession, after all.

“…I see. So something like that happened.”

“I’m sorry. Even though I’m the oldest one here, I’m showing you my pathetic side…”

“Being older doesn’t have anything to do with it. Of course you would be devastated after seeing something like that.”

“Yeah…”

Keiki tried his best to cheer her up, but Koharu’s tears wouldn’t stop rolling down her cheeks, and her expression still just as dark as before.

“…Will Shouma-kun really fall in love with a grown-up woman?”

“Hmmm… We’re talking about Shouma-kun here. I really don’t think that he’d just fall in love with someone older than him.”

“I agree. There’s no way that he would go against his lolicon personality to that degree.”

The siblings’ opinions were in agreement. Chances were pretty high that all of this had just came from the woman, and it was nothing more than a confession he would reject, just like the countless confessions he had rejected at school. However, no matter how much Koharu trusted them, words alone wouldn’t be enough to clear up her worry—

“If Shouma-kun’s lolicon personality is still just as strong as ever, why is he avoiding me? Has he gotten tired of me already?”

“There’s no way. Knowing Shouma, there has to be some reason behind all of this.”

“It’d be great if that were true…”

“I’ll help you, so let’s gather information first.”

“You’ll… help me?”

“I’m your cupid, after all.”

“Kiryuu-kun… Thank you.”

Her dark expression looked like it had slightly changed for the better. After seeing the exchange between the two of them, Mizuha let out a giggle.

“Mizuha?”

“Ahh, well, I was just thinking that this is exactly what I love about you.”

“L-Love…? You’re even saying this right in front of Koharu-senpai…?”

“Don’t mind me. Just flirt with each other, please,” Koharu said.

“No we won’t?!”

Though Keiki would have loved to complain more, he noticed that a faint smile had returned to the girl’s face, so he decided to leave it at that. Now that the tension in the room had evaporated, a loud rumble came from Keiki’s stomach.

“Excuse me. My stomach was laughing too.”

“That reminds me, we haven’t eaten dinner yet,” Mizuha commented, getting up from the floor. “Though it’s a bit late right now, should we go eat something? You’re welcome, too, Koharu-senpai.”

Mizuha’s menu for the night was her special beef stew. And even though it definitely ran longer than usual, their dinner was that much more energetic with one more person joining them.

Part 2:

The following day, during lunch break, Keiki started his inspection to gather information about Shouma. He took Mizuha’s homemade lunch and joined him in the school cafeteria, closely inspecting the ikemen as he gulped down his kitsune udon.

Now, how exactly should I bring this up…?

Just directly bringing up the topic would only end in failure, so Keiki decided to start with a more light topic.

“By the way, I started something new recently.”

“What did you start?”

“A plan to turn the calligraphy club members into normal citizens.”

“That’s quite the difficult thing you decided to do there. What made you suddenly think of trying that?”

“One part of it is that their attacks are becoming more fierce, and I’m starting to worry that my body won’t be able to hold out.”

“Ahhh… Yeah, it really sounds rough from listening to your stories.”

“The other part of it is, if I did meet my destined girl, I doubt that they would simply let me enjoy my time with her.”

“Now that you mention it, they probably wouldn’t give up on you just because you found a girlfriend.”

Maybe it was because he had pictured that future, but Shouma showed a bitter smile. It was even worse for Keiki, who had seen a situation like that unfold in one of his recent dreams. All of his effort towards finally getting a girlfriend would probably be destroyed in an instant by the perverts of the calligraphy club.

“So, in order to protect my love life, I decided to turn them all into normal girls.”

“I see. So you’re going to try to cure their fetishes, then.”

Having talked about his ‘De-perversion plan’, Keiki was on a good roll towards bringing up his desired topic.

“Speaking of which, I went to a game center with Yuika-chan yesterday. On the way home, we stopped by a park. We spotted you talking with a girl there.”

“Eh….”

The moment Keiki brought that up, Shouma froze with his chopsticks halfway to his mouth.

“…So you saw?”

“Yeah, by complete accident. Hey Shouma, was that—”

“…Sorry, Keiki. I don’t really want to talk about it.”

“Eh?”

His usual cheerful mood was gone, and all that was left was a bleak tone of voice. Shouma wordlessly finished his lunch, picked up his lunchtray, and got up from the table.

“I’ll be going ahead, then.”

“Y-Yeah…”

He wasn’t even half-done eating his little sister’s handmade lunch, and had apparently spoiled his friend’s mood. Chasing after him was practically impossible for Keiki.

“What is this…? That reaction is so not Shouma-like… Is he really cheating?”

He would have loved to have some way to deny his own words, but he couldn’t find a way to do so. Not to mention that Shouma and Koharu weren’t officially going out, so Shouma had the freedom to do whatever he wanted with whoever he wanted. Even so, Keiki couldn’t ignore the situation after seeing the young maiden’s tears the day prior. It was precisely because he knew how strong her feelings for Shouma were that he sincerely wished for them to be happy.

“…Now what should I do about this…?”

Still feeling uneasy, the troubled cupid put an egg roll in his mouth.

After classes ended, Keiki and Koharu were once more tailing the boy named Akiyama Shouma.

“I’m sorry, Koharu-senpai. I couldn’t be of any help.”

“Don’t worry about it, Kiryuu-kun. You tried your best.”

“But even after I was talking so high and mighty, I couldn’t find out anything…”

“I told you, it’s fine. Let’s find a way to turn this around now.”

“I really am a worthless man, having to be cheered up by such a tiny girl…”

“Umm… I keep telling you this over and over, but I’m still older than you, you know?”

While they hid behind a parked car at the side of the street, Koharu puffed out her cheeks like a kid.

“Ah, we’ll lose him if we don’t move.”

“Understood. Then let’s hide in the shadow of that vending machine.”

Using various objects on the streets and sidewalks, they hid their presences while tailing their target. Since they had been unable to get any information out of the target himself, the only thing they could resort to was getting information with their own eyes. Although Mizuha also wanted to join in on this mission, three people moving like this in broad daylight would gather too much attention, so they decided to keep it to the same pairing as yesterday.

“Did the tennis club not have any practice today?”

“They didn’t. Their advisor is getting ready to go on a trip, so they skipped today… Normally he’d invite me on a date on club-free days like these…”


“Yeah, and he left the classroom immediately after homeroom was over, too. Not to mention… this direction is…”

“…Yeah, this isn’t the way to Shouma-kun’s home.”

After leaving the school, he went the complete opposite direction of his home. Taking everything into consideration, it really felt strange.

…He’s not meeting the person from yesterday, right…?

Koharu seemed to be thinking about the same possibility, and her expression grew more clouded.

“So is he really cheating on me?”

“You’re wrong… Probably.”

“Uuuu… It’s probably because I’m so tiny… Even though I’m in my third year, everyone has bigger breasts than me…”

“That’s more of a bonus for Shouma, though, right?”

While talking about these idiotic things, they kept tailing the target in front of them. All the while, Keiki was impressed by Koharu’s high skill for stalking other people.

“…It’s amazing, but this really isn’t a useful skill for everyday life…”

While he complained about her unnecessary skill, around ten minutes passed. Their target had now arrived in a wide open place in front of the train station. However, instead of stepping inside the station, Shouma just rested in front of the big clock, checking his smartphone.

“…This totally looks like he’s waiting for his lover, doesn’t it?”

“Now now, nothing’s been decided yet.”

“That’s right. Approaching him would be a bad move, so let us watch this unfold over here.”

Close to the entrance to said open are, both of them hid in the shadow of a small, compact building. After watching him for a bit, Koharu suddenly raised her voice with an “Ahh?!”, making Keiki twitch in shock.

“W-What is it?”

“Shouma-kun is smiling when he looks at the female grade schoolers that are walking by!”

“Ohhh, he’s much of a lolicon as ever.”

“Grr… Looking after those girls with that beastly look on his face… So rather than a legal loli like me, he prefers the more immoral, illegal type, I wonder?”

“If he laid a hand on them, that’d be the end of his life. Please calm down, okay?”

“T-That’s right… I got too aggravated.”

“But seeing him act like this, I think it’s safe to say that his lolicon attribute is still going as strong as ever.”

“Ah, I see! So there’s still a chance!”

Thanks to the grade schoolers whose names they didn’t even know, Koharu found new hope. It would even be safe to say that accepting the grown-up woman’s confession should be impossible.

“By the way, Koharu-senpai, do you often wish that you were a bit taller? You called yourself ‘tiny’ just now.”

“As a woman, I really admire girls with a style like Tokihara-san.”

“I feel like comparing yourself to an irregularity like her wouldn’t do you any good…”

Of course, there was no need to specify which part of the body they were talking about.

“But, when I’m around Shouma-kun, I don’t have to worry about the size of my chest. Even if they stay small, he still loves them.”

“Koharu-senpai…”

Seeing the girl’s smile, although the accompanying phrase was a bit off, Keiki could feel his heart go ‘Thump’. At the same time, he swore that he would definitely help the girl realize her love.

—And that was when the situation drastically changed. A short-haired beauty came walking towards Shouma with a cheerful “Shou-kun~” while waving her hand.

“T-That person is…!”

“You’re right!”

It was without a doubt the beauty they had seen yesterday—

Not to mention that there was another woman walking right next to her.

“There’s another one?!”

“O-Ohh… Seriously…”

They would have never guessed that another character would appear then and there. Unlike the beauty from yesterday, this woman had semi-long hair flowing down her back. The beauty from yesterday was once more wearing shorts, while the new character wore a blouse and a long skirt.

“…Hmm? Huh? Somehow… I feel like I’ve seen them before… But where?” Keiki squinted at them.

He couldn’t make out the beauty’s face clearly yesterday because of the dim light in the park, but he remembered them. However, while Keiki was searching through his memories, Koharu let out another shriek.

“Ah?!”

When he followed her line of sight, he saw the two beauties clinging to both of Shouma’s arms.

On his right arm was the short-haired woman.

On his left arm, the long-haired woman.

Watching this happen to the boy she liked, Koharu’s shoulders started shaking in anger.

“I can’t hold back anymore! I’m going to ask him directly what this is about!”

“Ah?! Koharu-senpai?!”

Before he could stop her, the girl was already making her way towards Shouma.

“Shouma-kun!”

“Eh, Koharu-chan?”

Shouma was clearly taken aback by the sudden appearance of the hoodie girl, and his companions also seemed interested in this development.

“What’s this, what’s this?”

“I don’t think that it’s good to cheat like this!”

“…Excuse me?”

Shouma’s expression made it plain to see that he was completely lost by her accusation. Instead, the short-haired woman spoke up first.

“Ahahaha, now that’s a twist! I like this sort of zealous fight, you know?”

“Eh…? What?”

Now it was Koharu’s turn to be surprised by the unexpected response of her rival in love.

“Hey? Are you possibly Shou-kun’s girlfriend?”

“Y-Yes! That’s right! …Though only provisionally right now.”

“I see, I see. If you’re Shou-kun’s girlfriend, then let us introduce ourselves properly.”

“Yeah.”

“…Eh?”

The moment the other woman lined up next to the beauty from yesterday, Koharu couldn’t hold back her surprise. After all, they both looked almost identical.

“Nice to meet you, I am Akiyama Asahi. I’m Shou-kun’s Onee-chan.”

“Same here, I am Shou-chan’s older sister, Yuuhi.”

These two twins, calling themselves Shouma’s elder sisters, smiled at Koharu. To her, it looked almost like someone had put up a mirror between the two of them.

Part 3:

After their introductions, Asahi proposed continuing the conversation in a nearby store, and the rest of them agreed. They sat down at a table in a nearby cafe. After they ordered themselves some drinks, Koharu was now sitting between the twins, facing the two boys. On her right was the short-haired Asahi, and on the right was the long-haired Yuuhi.

“Ohh, so you’re Koharu-chan. You’re so small and cute!”

“You definitely match Shou-chan’s preferences perfectly.”

Asahi started patting Koharu on the head, while Yuuhi started pushing her finger into her cheek.

Now I know why I felt like I had seen them before…

Keiki had encountered the sisters a few times when he had gone over to play at Shouma’s house. And while Keiki was lost in thought, thinking about it, Asahi turned her gaze towards him, patting Koharu all the while.

“It’s been a while, Kei-kun. We haven’t seen each other at all recently.”

“Yeah, that’s right.”

“Don’t tell me… Did Kei-chan also get a girlfriend?”

“That’d be great if that were the case.”

Though he hadn’t managed to get a girlfriend, it was true that Keiki hadn’t visited the Akiyama household recently. He was too busy fending off the perverted girls, after all, and Shouma had gotten a (provisional) girlfriend in Koharu, so his bro time had gone down substantially.

“But that really surprised me. After calling Shou-kun out to help me with groceries, I’m suddenly being treated like my little brother’s lover.”

“I-I’m sorry about that…”

“Ahahah, I had a good laugh, so it’s fine. But why did you think that Shou-kun was cheating on you?”

When Asahi asked that, Koharu showed an unpleasant expression.

“Yesterday, I saw Shouma-kun and Asahi-san’s conversation in the park… About marrying you and so on…”

“Ahhh, so you saw that… Ahahaha, that’s a bit embarrassing.”

“D-Do Shouma-kun and Asahi-san have some sort of forbidden relationship?”

“No no no. Don’t worry about that. I was just practicing for a play.”

“A play?”

“Asa-nee is a member of the theatre club of her university. And I was helping her out with her practice. That’s all.”

“Since the place where I normally practice was currently being used, we had to do it somewhere else, but it would be bad if the neighbors overheard us saying things like that in a loud voice at home.”

“So that’s why you were at the park?”

“Exactly. Since I feel better when I practice with someone else, I called Shou-kun to help me. Sorry for giving you that misunderstanding.”

“N-No, I should be the one to apologize for jumping to conclusions like that…”

After lowering her head to Asahi, Koharu focused her gaze on Shouma.

“…I’m sorry for doubting you, Shouma-kun.”

“Ah, you don’t have to worry about that. Making a small girl like Koharu-chan jealous is like a reward to Shou-kun.”

“Nee-san, shut it.”

“Now now, there’s no need to be embarrassed. So cute~”

Shouma turned red when his sister teased him about Koharu. And seeing that, Asahi grinned from ear to ear. Of course, now that the misunderstanding had been cleared up, a smile came back onto Koharu’s expression.

“Good for you, Koharu-senpai.”

“Yes.”

Her suspicions of Akiyama Shouma cheating on her were cleared up, and that incident was now over.

“As for Shouma, you could’ve just told me about that. If you had, I wouldn’t have doubted you like that.”

“I do feel bad for saying it in a way that could be misinterpreted easily. But I had my reasons.”

“Your reasons being what?”

It seemed like he didn’t want his twin sisters to hear them, so he brought his face closer to Keiki and whispered in his ear.

“Even though it’s just practice for her play, I don’t want to have any nightmares about my blood-related older sister whispering sweet words like that into my ears…”

“Ahh, that’s right. You said you were pretty bad with your older sisters, right?”

Since he had been through something similar, Keiki could understand Shouma’s feelings. On top of that, it was coming from someone older than Shouma, so it really must’ve been a nightmare for him.

“But there shouldn’t have been any problem with talking to Koharu-senpai about it, right? She was really worried, you know.”

“Then I would’ve run the risk of involving Koharu-chan with them, and I definitely wanted to avoid that bothersome scenario.”

“Bothersome scenario?”

While question marks appeared above Keiki’s head, he turned his gaze towards the twin sisters, who were still doting on Koharu-chan. Right now, Yuuhi was rubbing her cheek against Koharu’s.

“Haaah… Koharu-chan really is a cute one… I want to make her my little sister…”

“Then, why don’t we have her marry Shou-kun?”

“Fueeeeh?! M-Marry!?”

Although this sight in front of him looked nothing more than typical girls talk, Shouma apparently thought of it as ‘a bothersome scenario’.

“Ahh, but—”

“Yeah, in the end—”

The twins looked at each other with a smile, and…

“No matter how much of a good girl Koharu-chan is.”

“—We won’t hand over Shou-chan that easily.”

In that moment, the atmosphere took a complete 180 turn. The feeling that everyone was at home completely disappeared, only to be exchanged by bleakness and tension. Their gentle gazes turned into glares, like snakes looking at a rabbit.

“…Eh? What just happened?”

“See, this is what I mean…”

“What?”

“I told you before, didn’t I? My older sisters are all helpless brocons.”

“…Ah.”

Earlier, Shouma had told Keiki why exactly he had turned into a lolicon. To sum it up, the main trigger had been a Valentine’s Day in the past, when both sisters had only worn a thin layer of chocolate and waited for their poor younger brother in the bath.

…So these girls are just as bad of perverts as the girls from the calligraphy club.

Keiki had never expected to find so many perverts this close to him. And while Keiki was busy questioning the fate of this rotten world, Asahi clapped her hands together.

“Onee-chan, I just thought of something good.”

“What a coincidence, Asahi-chan. So did I.”

“S-Something good…?”

Koharu’s response almost sounded like she was afraid, and the twins responded with a smile.

“Yes. In order to see if Koharu-chan is a worthy girl for Shou-kun—”

“…How about we conduct a little test?”

And this is how the marriage exam for entering the Akiyama household began.

In the end, every protest from their younger brother was all for naught, and the location changed to a place better suited for Koharu’s sudden exam.

“I’m sorry that you got wrapped up in this, Koharu-chan.”

“No, I don’t mind this at all.”

“This is why I didn’t want my older sisters to meet up with you.”

The three of them were walking down the street illuminated by the setting sun, following the Asahi and Yuuhi sisters.

“…Why do I have to come with you…?”

“You’ve been here from the start, so stay with us until the end, would you? To be honest, I’m not sure if I can stop my older sisters by myself if they go on a rampage…”

“Oi! What exactly is going to happen?!”

In response to his fear-filled question, Asahi called out to him, not stopping at all.

“You don’t have to be so afraid, you know. We’re not going to do anything that would break the law.”

“Exactly. She just has to pass two different tests that we thought of.”

“The fact that you thought of them makes me worry even more…”

“It’s weird to see an exasperated expression on Shouma-kun’s face…”

“It seems like Shouma is bad at dealing with his older sisters, after all.”

The exam for marrying into the family would be guided by Asashi and Yuuhi both, and in order to pass it, it seemed that Koharu had to pass two separate tests.

“Oh, and I totally thought that Koharu-senpai would already know Asashi-san and Yuuhi-san, since you know almost everything about him.”

“I knew that he had an older sister, but my stalking was only directed towards Shouma himself.”

“Ahh, is that so…?”

While Keiki and Koharu were conversing, the twins stopped in their tracks.

“We’ve arrived at the first exam site!”

“A karaoke bar?”

It was a completely normal karaoke bar you could find anywhere. When everyone entered, they paid the fee and walked towards their room. Asahi put down her backpack, picked up the microphone, and handed it to Koharu.

“Here, this is Koharu-chan’s mic.”

“Ah, yes… So the first test will be a competition of singing proficiency?”

“Hmm? No, there’s no need to sing at all.”

“““What?”””

We’re in a karaoke box, but she’s not supposed to sing?

The high school students all stared in confusion, and Keiki was the first to muster up the courage to ask.

“Umm… so it’s not a karaoke competition?”

“Of course not. I don’t mean to brag, but I’m totally tone-deaf!”

“That’s really not something to brag about… Then why are we even here?”

“Eh? We would only bother the other customers if we did this in a normal restaurant, you know?”

“So that’s what you consider rational thinking…”

Assaulting your younger brother while butt-naked is no problem at all, but they worry about that.

“Ah, Koharu-chan, sit next to Yuuhi-chan if you would. The men can sit on the stairs over there.”

Following Asahi’s instructions, everyone found their places to sit. They gave her their attention while she stood in front of the TV.

“Ahh, this will be Asahi-oneechan’s test, called the ‘Shou-kun quiz show’!”

“““Shou-kun quiz show?”””

When Asahi’s words were transmitted through the speakers, the three friends could only repeat her words, dumbfounded.

“Just as the name suggests, it’ll be a quiz completely centered around Shou-kun.”

“If you’re really Shou-chan’s girlfriend, then you should know everything about him, after all.”

“We’ve separated the two of you so that you can’t cheat during this test. It’s totally not because she wanted to tease you.”

“So you didn’t, huh…?”

“Her true intentions are leaking out…”

The two boys were glaring at Asahi with disappointed gazes, while Koharu was returning a serious expression.

“Then, Asahi-san, how many questions do I have to answer correctly to pass?”

“We wouldn’t want to make it too extreme, so out of ten questions… Eight at least.”

“Eight…”

To be fair, eight questions out of ten is quite the high bar. But Koharu turned on her microphone in a calm manner and waited to receive the questions.

“I understand. Then, if you would.”

And thus, the quiz show emceed by Asahi started. Yes, it started… but the quiz was moving forward at such a speed that it didn’t take too long for them to arrive at the 8th question.

“…Q-Question 8. Does Shou-kun prefer girls with longer or shorter hair?”

“As long as it’s a tiny girl, the length of her hair doesn’t matter.”

“Correct…”

Every single answer from Koharu had come out instantly, and all of them were correct.

“W-What’s with this girl…?”

“They’re all correct…”

Until now, Koharu had answered every question out of the eight correctly. Though the minimum number of correct answers had been decided to be eight, she had already passed the test.

“Koharu-chan knows more about me than I know about myself, after all.”

“She’s a former stalker, after all.”

She knew close to everything about her target. From easy questions such as his favorite foods, to almost unfair questions like the grade he had gotten on a certain test during his first year in high school, she had the answer for everything.

“T-Then—How many centimeters long is Shou-kun’s d*ck?!”

“Di—?!”

“Aki-nee, out?! That’s a total out?! She’s already answered the eight questions, and even you don’t know the answer, right?!”

After receiving a red card for that question, the quiz show came to a rather noisy end, with Koharu passing the first test.

After finishing their business inside the karaoke bar without singing once, the group was now on their move to the next exam site.

“My test will take place in here.”

The destination Yuuhi had decided upon was an apparel shop designed for girls. There was cute clothing as far as one could see, and a sweet, soothing aroma drifted through the interior.

“A girl has to be fashionable, after all. So Koharu-chan will have a fashion sense competition against me. In a limited amount of time, we will choose a set of clothes here, and the judge will decide upon the winner.”

“But, Yuuhi-san, won’t the judge just decide whoever he wants to win, then?”

“There’s no need to worry, I have this wristband here to measure your heartbeat.”

“…How convenient.”

What Yuuhi brought out of her bag was cardiometer watch that you could put around your arm.

“And I think that making Kei-chan the judge would be the best idea.”

“Me? Not Shouma?”

“How would I stand a chance against a loli if the judge is a lolicon?”

“Ahhh…”

It was a logical reason.

“You’ll show the clothes you choose to Keiki, and the one who makes his heart beat the most will be the winner.”

“I-I’ll do my best!”

With a time limit of 30 minutes to choose the clothes, the two girls started making their way through the shop. Thus began the competition between Koharu and Yuuhi.

The two boys waited in the corner of the shop, while Asahi also checked through the sortiment. Koharu for her part had a serious expression on her face when Yuuhi suddenly called out to her.

“Koharu-chan, can I ask you something?”

“What is it?”

“Have you already had sex with Shou-chan?”

“Sex?!”

Koharu went bright red for a second because of the far-too-direct question.

“Hey hey, Yuuhi-chan, where’s your delicacy?”

“A-Asahi-san…”

“If they’re lovers, then of course they’d do it, right?”

“Fueeeeh?!”

Koharu furiously shook her head, screaming, “We don’t!”

“Sorry about that. Yuuhi-chan is a bit too energetic in that regard.”

“Ufufu, it might not look like it, but I’m pretty open for this sort of thing. I love these things after all.”

“L-Love these things…”

That rather direct coming-out made Koharu blush even more intensely.

“I have a lot of experience, you know? My longest relationship with a man was three months, and my shortest was about three hours.”

“Short?! What in the world happened in those three hours?!”

“I can’t really say that in a loud voice, you know… The intercourse between man and woman?”

“That’s all?!”

“At first I thought he was a nice guy, so I gave my okay, but it was so… unsatisfying. Men can’t just be nice, you know. I especially love it when they get a bit more rough—”

“Yuuhi-chan, stop! You can’t have Koharu-chan hear the rest of that!”

“S-So grown-up…”

Though Akiyama Yuuhi might look like the docile type, it seems that she could be rather wild at times.

“…Should we really be listening to this girls talk?”

“…I just want to go home already.”

“Also, is Yuuhi-san really like that…?”

“Yuu-nee is the type of person who falls in love easily. Just be a bit nice to her, and it’s as good as done.”

“Oh…”

“On the contrary, Asa-nee is quite the pure type.”

“That’s unexpected.”

The rather pure-looking little sister was the exact opposite, and the wild, party-animal older sister was refined and pure.

After that conversation, the rest of the time passed rather calmly, and they both finished picking out their clothes.

“Alright then, we’ll go change our clothes, so wait here, okay?”

“You can look forward to it.”

Both participants went into separate changing rooms.

“Honestly, I’d be fine if I could only look at Koharu-chan.”

“You’re way too honest.”

“But, even though I know that Keiki loves big breasts, I’m sure that you’ll be charmed by Koharu’s cuteness.”

“Oi, you flat worshipper. Don’t just bring up my personal tastes in a place like this.”

“Setting aside the breast talk for now, don’t you think that this competition will be rather difficult this time around?”

While the two adolescent boys started talking about what every boy their age would, Asahi jumped into the conversation.

“That’s quite obvious. Do you think that my Koharu-chan will lose against Yuu-nee?” Shouma asked.

“I don’t mean to brag about my little sister, but her fashion sense is off the charts.”

“It’s true that Yuuhi-san has a lot of womanly charm.”

“She’s been a model for a magazine before, you know?”

“Eh, really?!”

“It’s really hard to believe… but it’s the truth. Man, what’s so great about that hag?”

“Hag… She’s not that much older than us, is she?”

Since the twins were in their second year of university, there were only about 19 and 20. But, before Keiki could respond, the curtains of the changing room were flung open.

“Mr. Judge~? If you’re preparations are finished, then we can start~”

“Go ahead~”

“Alrighto~~~! How’s this?”

“Ohhh, cute!”

What Yuuhi had decided upon was a faint blue one-piece.

“Wow, it really is cute. The hem is short enough to show your beautiful legs, and your skin as soft as dough, combined with this sexy bra and panties—wait, I can totally see your underwear?!”

What the girl was wearing was a transparent lingerie-type nightdress. It was an outfit worthy of the name “virgin-killer.”

“This is a fight about fashion sense, right?!”

“It is about fashion sense. About night fashion to be precise. And you say that, Kei-chan, but your eyes are practically glued to me, you know?”

“Ugh…”

“I actually wanted Shou-chan to also take a look…”

“You’re just using this chance to seduce him aren’t you…?”

The lolicon veteran was currently playing a puzzle game on his smartphone.

“Now then, as for Kei-kun’s heartbeat… 110, huh? Not bad,” Asahi declared.

Generally, a heart rate of 110 was normal after doing some light sports.

“But~ But~ Kei-chan can still keep going, right?”


“Ehhh?! Y-Yuuhi-san?! Why are you suddenly clinging to my arm?!”

“Ohh, it’s up to 150 now.”

“What do you meaaaan?!”

He had been suddenly grabbed by Yuuhi, and could feel her soft chest, so he couldn’t really be blamed for that reaction. Not to mention that he could almost cop a feel directly through this thin lingerie.

“Ugh… because I’m not used to his, Koharu-senpai is in trouble now… And also, doesn’t this just count as plain cheating?”

“Hmph. I’ve just used all the assets I have to my advantage. And you clearly became excited from my charms!”

“Well of course I did. Yuuhi-san is incredibly beautiful, after all.”

“Eh? …Uuuu… Being praised so honestly is a bit too much…”

For some reason, Yuuhi-san started fidgeting when she was praised by Keiki.

“…Sometimes, someone younger might not be bad, either.”

“Eh?”

“No, nothing—Anyway, next it’s Koharu-chan’s turn.”

“You’re going to keep wearing those clothes? Well, whatever.”

Normal words wouldn’t get through a pervert like her. Keiki knew that very well, which was why he instead looked towards the changing room again.

“Koharu-senpai, are you prepared?”

“Y-Yes, I’m prepared!”

“I’m good here too.”

“You really are easy to see through, Shouma…”

Shouma had put away his smartphone, and he was energetically lined up next to Keiki, waiting for Koharu-chan’s appearance. Finally, when the curtains opened—

“T-This is…?!”

When he saw Koharu, the judge swallowed his breath.

“A loli nurse… you say?!”

The creature who stepped out of the changing room looked less like a human, and more like a pure white angel. Her body was wrapped in a pink nurse uniform, with a matching nurse cap on her head. The skin of her legs was hidden by stockings, and she even had a small thermometer in her hands.

Right here was the perfect depiction of a loli nurse.

“…I-It’s time to take your temperature, you know?”

“Guhaaaa?!”

Seeing his already cute Senpai making such nurse-like mannerisms, Keiki kneeled down on the floor.

This is unfair! A crime! Something cute as this cannot be allowed…!

Girls with such young looks wearing a nurse uniform like that should be prohibited by law, Keiki thought.

“Eh?! It’s crossing the 200 mark?! Calm down for a second, Kei-kun!!”

“…It seems like Kei-chan is just as much of a lolicon, huh?”

“No! I like normal, bouncy Onee-sans!”

While checking Keiki’s heartbeat rate, Asahi let out a concerned voice as Yuuhi looked at him with cold eyes. He desperately tried to rid himself of these accusations.

“It’s just that—I love nurse outfits!”

“Kei-chan has the weirdest tastes, huh?”

Letting out a sigh, Yuuhi lowered her gaze.

“This hurts my pride as well, you know…”

As for the true lolicon, he hadn’t been able to cope with the scenery in front of him, and had collapsed on the floor.

“Haah… This is totally my loss.”

“Nice fight, Yuuhi-chan!”

“But why did you choose those clothes, Koharu-senpai?”

“I heard from Mizuha-san that many books in your collection have nurses in them.”

“Mizuhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!”

His beloved little sister was actually spreading information about his private tastes.

“You also like bunny girls and school swimsuits, right?”

“Please let me go already… And to think that they actually had a nurse outfit here.”

“Since they’re often used by couples doing roleplays, they had them in a separate section.”

“Is this country really going to be okay…?”

Whatever despair Keiki felt, the marriage exam was over. Garnering painful glares from the store employees, the lingerie Onee-san and the loli nurse went back into the changing rooms.

Maybe because she had taken a liking to it, Yuuhi bought the perverted lingerie she had used during the competition, and presented the nurse outfit to Koharu.

When the five of them left the store, it had already gotten dark outside.

“Koharu-chan passed the exam. It’s our complete loss. Please take care of Shou-kun, okay?”

“We’re sorry for teasing you like that.”

“No, I had fun talking with you too.”

“This girl is so nice!”

“Kya?! A-Asahi-san?!”

When she was suddenly hugged by Asahi, Koharu let out a cute shriek.

“Alright, we’ll be going back now. Koharu-chan, please play with us again sometime, okay?”

“Shou-chan, make sure to bring Koharu-chan home, okay?”

“I know, I know.”

The twins waved goodbye as they walked down the road.

“Haaah… So Shou-kun finally got a girlfriend, huh…”

“You especially have always been rather fond of him. Right, Asahi-chan?”

“I mean, there’s no cooler boy than Shou-kun out there. Maybe boys really like their girls younger…”

“Koharu-chan said that she’s a third year, though?”

“Eh?! She’s older than Shou-kun?!”

The two of them slowly distanced themselves, but it still took a while until their voices became inaudible.

“So Asahi-san thought that Koharu-senpai was a first year, huh?”

“They might have even thought that she was a grade schooler if she weren’t wearing the uniform.”

“Shouma-kun. Show some delicacy, please,” pouted Koharu.

“Mizuha’s waiting at home, so I’ll be going now.”

“Thank you for today, Kiryuu-kun.”

“No problem. I’m glad that I could be of help. I even got to see a nurse outfit in person, too.”

“P-Please just forget about that!”

Though she had looked very relaxed while wearing it, it seemed to have been pretty embarrassing for her. She probably had been working hard to not lose Shouma, and Keiki could only admire that in silence.

“Shouma, you’d better be careful when you take her home.”

“Yeah, I’ll make sure that nothing bad happens to her.”

“I’m talking about you.”

“What do you mean?!”

“I’ll be careful not to get eaten by the big bad wolf.”

“Koharu-chan too?!”

This level of teasing should be allowed after all the trouble they had gone through because of this lolicon boy.

Part 4:

After separating from Keiki, Shouma took Koharu with him, with her home as their destination. Since Koharu’s walking speed was rather slow because of her height, they had all the time in the world to talk. They talked about what had happened that day, the twins, the marriage exam, and about the time when they hadn’t met for a while.

“Ah, we’re almost there.”

“Yeah…”

They had plenty of time, but they had already arrived in Koharu’s neighbourhood before Shouma could bring up the main topic.

“Koharu-chan, can we take a little detour?”

“A detour?”

“I want to talk a bit more.”

“Yes, I don’t mind…?”

With that, Shouma took Koharu to a nearby park. Beneath the moonlight, he turned around to face Koharu.

“We’re not going to sit down?”

“It’ll be done soon. If you want to sit on my lap, though, you’re free to do that.”

“You’re treating me like a kid again… I’m technically still Shouma-kun’s Onee-san.”

“Ahaha, I know.”

“Or… Would you prefer it if I was younger than you?”

“Koharu-chan…”

No matter how childish her looks were, she was still one year older than Shouma, after all. She couldn’t help but feel anxious knowing that he preferred much younger girls.

“I’m sorry, Koharu-chan.”

“You mean for checking out these grade schoolers today in front of the train station?”

“No, not about that. I’m sorry for making you worry like that… Keiki got mad at me, you know. For making you cry.”

“Kiryuu-kun did…”

“I thought that if I didn’t distance myself from you, you’d get wrapped up in the trouble that my older sisters would bring. But that isn’t a good thing to do if I hurt the girl that I like.”

“Eh… Shouma-kun, what did you…?”

Having spoken such heavy words, Shouma became flustered and scratched his cheek.

“I had a lot of fun. Going on dates with you, working together with you at the stall during the summer festival, eating lunch together in the courtyard—I had the time of my life with a girl older than me.”

To Akiyama Shouma, girls older than him were like enemies. His older sisters had played with him like a toy in his younger days, so he became scarred for life, and that was how he had ended up as a lolicon.

However, Ootori Koharu was different from his sisters.

When he started talking to her, he realized how kind she was, how she always thought of others, and how much she felt for him. Although she used to stalk him, he couldn’t help but think of her as cute, no matter what she did. That point in time marked Shouma’s loss. At that point in time, Shouma had fallen in love with her so much that she had made him forget everything about the past, and his problems.

“I feel bad for always keeping you in this weird, vague relationship. That’s why I want to make up my mind. Right here, right now. To never make you worry again—”

He spoke the words that he should have said a long time ago.

“Koharu-chan! Please go out with me!”

Koharu took a moment to take that confession in, and—

“…………Yes.”

Tears started building up in her eyes as she accepted. Their more-than-friends-but-less-than-lovers relationship ended, and they became a proper couple.

“Ehe, ehehehe… I finally became a couple with Shouma-kun… I’m finally Shouma-kun’s girlfriend…”

“That’s what it boils down to.”

“Then if I grow up just like your older sisters, would you still love me?”

“……Eh?”

“……Eh?”

Time—stopped.

To be frank, Koharu’s current appearance was the best appearance for a lolicon like Shouma. If he could, he’d wish for her to never grow a millimeter again. However, saying such words would bring great disaster. Not even three minutes after his confession had been accepted, said disaster arrived. The only reaction that Shouma could squeeze out was a nod, and—

“O-Of course?”

“Shouma-kun, you idiooooooooooooot!”

The moment he couldn’t give an immediate response, this result was written in stone. He had already made the kind-hearted Koharu mad with that.

“I’m so incredibly sorry…!”

Realizing his mistake immediately, Shouma hurriedly bowed down to his girlfriend.

“I’m really sorry. I know that I’m the worst.”

“It’s fine. Loli or not, I’ll make you fall head over heels for me so much that it doesn’t matter at all anymore for you!”

Saying that, Koharu tightly clung to Shouma’s arm.

“…I won’t let go anymore, okay?”

“Uwah… Koharu-chan, that’s unfair…”

The lolicon had to catch his breath from this direct approach.

“But if you don’t let go, then you can’t go home…”

“I don’t care~”

She said, but her smile spoke different words. After all, her happiness was far greater than her anger. No matter how small her chest was, the feeling inside it was stronger, more intense that anything that anyone could fathom. All this time she had been chasing after her beloved one, but now she could finally walk next to him.

While the two of them connected in the park, Keiki had already gone home, and was relaxing in his living room. Next to him on the sofa was Mizuha, sipping on a teacup with some milk tea in it.

“I’m glad that this misunderstanding was cleared up.”

“That guy really is nothing but trouble.”

“You say that, but you still care for him. That’s what I like about Nii-san.”

“Mizuha-san, your directness recently is rather unfair.”

Though he wanted her to stop because he was flustered, there was also a side of him that wanted to hear more. And, while the two siblings flirted with each other, Keiki’s phone vibrated on top of the table.

“Ah, it’s an email from Shouma—Ahhh, hahaha.”

“Nii-san?”

“Ah, well, I just got this here.”

“Ahhh… Fufu”

When Keiki showed Mizuha the screen, she had the exact same reaction as him.

‘The two of us started going out for real this time.’

Together with this short message, there was a picture at the bottom. Shouma and Koharu, shoulder to shoulder, smiling as they took a selfie. A photo that perfectly depicted the happy moment of a newborn couple.

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1 thought on “Kawaikereba Hentai demo Suki ni Natte Kuremasu ka? Volume 5 Chapter 3

  1. Melancholic Mess 16. June 2019 — 17:16

    THANKS FOR THE MULTI UPLOAD OMG YEAAAAA

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