Kawaikereba Hentai demo Suki ni Natte Kuremasu ka? Volume 5 Chapter 4

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The cat, the panties, and the sports festival

Part 1:

It was mid September, and there was nice weather, so it was time for the annual sports festival at Keiki’s school.

“No, that’s our loss. But it was a good loss.”

“There’s nothing we could have done.”

It was a general rule that every student would participate in a sport, and the Keiki-Shouma team had suffered a complete loss in their last badminton match, even though they were a perfect combination. Inside the gym hall filled with other students, they watched the other students while using towels to wipe away the sweat from their foreheads.

“There’s still a bit of time before lunch, but do you have any plans, Shouma?”

“I’m getting to eat Koharu-chan’s handmade lunchbox.”

“Handmade from your girlfriend, huh? How nice…”

“I’m pretty sure that the other guys are also envious of you, you know. You’re the only man in a club filled with cute girls, you see.”

“They’re all nothing but perverts that anyone would quickly lose their interest in.”

It was true that all the girls in the calligraphy club were cute. At first glance, that is. However, on the inside, they were all lost causes. There was a hardcore masochistic female molester, a hardcore sadistic little demon, a BL-crazy fujoshi who couldn’t keep her fantasies in check, and an exibitionist who would attack her older brother completely naked while he was taking a bath.

No matter how appealing their looks were, Keiki had trouble seeing them as members of the opposite sex.

“If only someone else could take over the job of babysitting these perverts…”

“That’s pretty much impossible, I think. The only one they have the hots for is you, Keiki.”

“…I really have to do something, and soon.”

Since he was constantly chased all over the place by them, Keiki had started to feel like an errand boy. It was like he was supposed to come running whenever the girls felt like they needed to let out their pervertedness. It make Keiki wonder if he emitted pheromones that made perverts chase after him.

“Anyways, since our turn is over now, we have free time until the end. Since we still have some time until lunch, how about we check out the girls’ matches?”

“Good idea. Mao-chan is participating in the volleyball category, after all.”

“Yeah. Rather than watching some sweaty boys here, I’d rather gaze at the cute thighs of the girls,” Keiki said.

“Completely agreed. But it’d be great if there were some less-developed girls.”

“You’re the only one who would wish for that, Shouma.”

If you were forced to look at something, you’d choose to look at the beautiful flower instead of the garbage can, right? Thus, the healthy adolescent boys headed over to where the girls were playing.

“Ohh, not bad!”

“Right… Ah, see that spike from Nanjou? She’s quite the skilled one.”

In the volleyball court, the classmate with her standard side tail had just scored a point for her team. Whether it be swimming, drawing, or even volleyball, you could always count on Mao to be proficient enough to not drag you down. And right now it looked like Mao’s team had the upper hand. But that aside, watching the girls’ heated battle was really refreshing for Keiki.

Their long, slender legs stretching down from their shorts. Their shirts, drenched with sweat, that barely made their underwear visible. Their bellies that barely entered his view when they went for a jump. Every part of it would refresh a boy’s heart.

“Hmmm, girl’s gym clothes really are the best.”

“I’m not really happy about them growing up like that, though.”

“True. Both teams are full of girls with big breasts.”

“But they surely aren’t big enough for the big-breast-lover Keiki-kun, right?”

“…Why are you suddenly joining in on a man-to-man conversation?”

When Keiki directed his gaze at the voice next to him, he suddenly found Sayuki standing there.

“Good work, Keiki-kun. Akiyama-kun, too.”

“Same to you, Sayuki-senpai.”

“Thank you, Tokihara-senpai.”

It was the hardcore masochist Tokihara Sayuki, with her trademark long, black hair draped down her back. At first glance, she might look like a proper student, but she was the representative of the pervert-filled calligraphy club. Of course, she was also rocking the gym clothes attire, which perfectly showed off her beautiful legs. Not to mention that her unreasonably huge chest bounced in response to every single move that she made. In order to make sure that his gaze wasn’t glued to them, Keiki looked away while asking a question.

“Are you also here to watch, Senpai?”

“Yes. Though I originally came here to watch Keiki-kun’s game, though.”

“We lost it pretty quickly. Sayuki-senpai was in table-tennis, right? How did it go?”

“Hehe, that’s totally obvious, isn’t it?”

The girl puffed out her chest with a boastful smile.

“Of course, I lost the very first round!”

“Why do you sound so proud about that…?”

Though Keiki didn’t know the reason for her confidence, he wouldn’t complain about seeing her breasts shake like that.

“Anyway, thanks for the meal.”

“Eh? About what?”

“It was the best.”

“Again, what was?”

Despite the fact that she had the best breasts out there, the girl had sadly lost in the first round of her solo match, it seems.

“Sayuki-senpai, weren’t a lot of people watching your match?”

“Now that you mention it, there were a lot of boys whose eyes were sparkling during my match.”

“It figures.”


If you thought about her size, it was no wonder that all the adolescent boys’ gazes were glued to her. The only one who could look away from that was the lolicon standing next to them.

“But Nanjou-san really is amazing.”

“She’s our class’ ace, after all.”

“It really feels like their plays are all centered around Mao-chan.”

Mao had good reflexes, and good jumping strength. Not to mention that her spikes seemed rather powerful for a fragile-looking girl like her.

“Ah, she noticed us.”

After finishing yet another spike, Mao met the gazes of Keiki’s group, and made a V-sign with her hands, a big smile on her face. It was almost like you could hear her say “I’m amazing, right?”

“…Nanjou’s really cute when she acts like this…”

Though Keiki decided to keep the fact that her smile made his heart skip a beat a secret. They kept watching the game like this, when suddenly Keiki’s world turned black.

“W-What happened?!”

“Who am I~?”

“That voice is… Fujimoto-san?”

“Correct.”

His vision returned, and upon turning himself around, he found a female student with one eye hidden behind her bangs. It was the student council vice president, as well as Keiki’s classmate: Fujimoto Ayano.

Just like every other girl, she also wore the short-sleeved shirt and gym shorts, which emphasized her chest very well.

Though she’s not necessarily big, this is still wonderful in its own right.

While Keiki was earnestly nodding to himself, Sayuki glared at Ayano with a displeased expression.

“Fujimoto-san, can you not meddle with Keiki-kun like that?”

“I decline. For Ayano-san, Kiryuu-kun is an irreplaceable existence.”

As soon as Sayuki and Ayano met, sparks started flying immediately as always.

“What a sinful man you are, Keiki. Tangled up in both of these beauties here.”

“You know perfectly well what’s happening here…”

Even so, Shouma still enjoyed teasing Keiki.

Normally, this would be a dreamlike situation for a boy of Keiki’s age. But that would only be the case if the girls were normal. And sadly, the girls here were abnormal. Sayuki was a hardcore masochist, while Ayano on the other hand was—

“Ahhh, the strong smell of sweat after Kiryuu-kun’s matches… Haaah… haaaah…”

A smell fetishist, also known as an olfactophile. Specifically a girl who is aroused by a male’s body odor. And, of course, this perverted vice president had taken a liking to nothing other than Keiki’s odor. She constantly begged him to give his used underwear to her so that she could sniff it.

“Muu… I really want to cling to you right now, but we’re in front of other people…”

“So even Fujimoto-san knows how to hold back in a place like this, huh?”

Additionally, Shouma and Sayuki were watching, and she probably didn’t want them to find out about her fetish.

“Ah, I don’t particularly mind even if we’re in front of other people you know? Look!”

“Sayuki-senpai?! My arm is wrapped right in the valley of your chest, you know?!”

Keiki let out a rather girly shriek when Sayuki clung to his right arm like that.

“Ah, so unfair! M-Me too!”

“Fujimoto-san too?!”

Now Ayano also joined in on the fun, clinging to Keiki’s left arm, letting him almost directly cop a feel of her mid-sized but still wonderful chest.

“Oh my. A flower in both hands, I see.”

“You, you’re totally enjoying this, aren’t you? Don’t say that! Help me out already!”

“Imma hold off on that. I don’t want to be inconvenienced by their rage, after all.”

“You! You traitor?!”

His ‘trusted’ friend let out a grin and offered no helping hand. Even though they were back in the corner of the gym hall, they still garnered the attention of people around them. Of course, Keiki felt rather embarrassed in such a scenario.

“Uhm, would the two of you be so kind as to let go of me?”

“If Fujimoto-san lets go first, then so will I.”

“If Tokihara-senpai lets go first, I’m fine with letting go, too.”

“How old are you girls again…?”

However, his response was ignored, and the girls continued to glare at each other. His saving grace turned out to be a single female student who passed them by.

“…Kiryuu-senpai, what are you doing?”

“Nagase-san?”

It was Airi Nagase, her beige twintails fluttering as she walked towards them. Naturally, she also was wearing a gym shirt and shorts, and she threw a cold gaze at Keiki, who still being surrounded by Sayuki and Ayano.

“‘A flower in both hands,’ or whatever they call it… This is why men are so…”

“No, the two of them are just doing this on their own.”

“I wonder about that. Aren’t you just exploiting their weaknesses and forcing them to do this?”

“Really? That would be wonderful!” Sayuki cheered.

“Sayuki-senpai, please keep quiet for a moment.”

If this hardcore masochist continued spitting nonsense like this, then the situation would only get worse.

“So you haven’t stopped with the calligraphy club members, and you’ve also jammed your poisonous fangs into Ayano-senpai… You really are a playboy.”

“I keep telling you that you have the wrong idea!”

“Shut up. Don’t get any closer to me. I’ll get pregnant,” Airi said, stepping back even farther from the group. “Let’s go, Ayano-senpai.”

“Eh? But I’m not—”

“Just come with me. You’re being deceived by him, and I will save you.”

“Ah… Airi-chan?”

Grabbing Ayano’s hand, Airi forcefully pulled her along, away from her self-proclaimed enemy.

“I won’t give Ayano-senpai to you, okay! Bleh!”

Sticking out her tongue, Airi left the gym call together with Ayano.

“I’m really being hated here…”

“She was really mad, yeah. Did you do something to her?”

“She seems to think that I’m some playboy who’s trying to build a harem with the calligraphy club members or something.”

Though Keiki knew that Airi wasn’t a bad girl per se, she certainly never showed him her best side.

“That’s probably a big problem, but shouldn’t you worry about the problem at hand instead?”

“The one at hand…?”

In response to Shouma’s remark, Keiki looked up, only to meet Sayuki’s gaze.

“Ah…”

“Hey, Keiki-kun? Who was that twintails girl just now? It’s not just the other girls from the calligraphy club and Fujimoto-san. You’ve suddenly gotten yourself another girl?”

“I had no intention of that!”

After that, Keiki suffered a storm of questions from Sayuki.

Time passed until 1pm, and Keiki was still wearing a jersey while strolling through the school building. During these times, walking around school was the best. The school recommended you to self-study if your match was over, but very few of the students actually listened to that. Most of them cheered for their friends, chatted with their friends, or played games on consoles that they had smuggled in. Keiki himself had enjoyed a relaxing lunch with Shouma and Koharu in the astronomy club room, but he felt bad being the third wheel who was interrupting their private time, so he separated himself. And to be fair, their rosy-couple atmosphere would have been too much for him, since his dearest wish was to get a girlfriend himself.

As a side note, Sayuki was currently taking a nap inside the calligraphy club room. After she had questioned him about every single detail concerning Airi, she gave a short “I’m going to take a nap in the clubroom until the sports festival is over,” and that was the last he had seen of her. She apparently had been watching a TV drama until late last night, and was tired as a result.

“Maybe I should take a quick nap in the clubroom, too…”

Since his matches were over, he had all the time in the world. But when he found himself walking towards said clubroom, he realized that the door of the small library room next to the committee room wasn’t closed.

“Ah? Was the library supposed to be open today?”

Thinking that something was off, he entered the room. Bookshelves were lined up next to each other, and he couldn’t make out a single person inside this calm atmosphere. But when he moved deeper out of pure curiosity, he spotted a familiar girl sitting on a table next to a window.

“Ah, it’s Yuika-chan.”

The window was open, and the soft breeze made her blonde shoulder-length hair flutter as she read a book. Of course, she was wearing the gym outfit like every other girl he had encountered that day.

Since she was a quarter Western, her skin was surprisingly white. This included her legs, which reached down from her shorts, and her slender, almost radiant arms that were softly holding the book in her hands. Although the bulge around her chest region was modest, it had its own unique kind of charm.

Just when Keiki was about to call out to his Kouhai, she heard his footsteps and looked up at him first.

“Ah, Keiki-senpai? Did you beat the bad dragon already?”

“You’re mixing up fantasy and reality, Yuika-chan. Come back already.”

“Oh, you’re right.”

Yuika closed the book in her hands.

“So why is Senpai here? What about your game?”

“We lost in the second round. Though Nanjou and the other girls from my class moved on one round it seems.”

“Is that so? Yuika played table-tennis, but she also lost in her first round. Since she had time until the end of the sports festival, she got the librarian to open up this place.”

The librarian to this small library was, even among the other teachers, quite an old man. But he was known to be very kind, so it wasn’t a surprise that he had allowed Yuika in here.

“If you really had the time, then you could’ve just talked with someone from your class.”

“Yuika doesn’t have any friends.”

“Then how about we use this chance to make you some friends?”

“Books are Yuika’s friends.”

“Your friends are pretty quiet, I see.”

Since persuading her would be impossible, judging from her disinterested reply, Keiki quickly gave up and sat down next to her. He looked at the book she had in her hands before.

“What are you reading today?”

“Kya?! D-Don’t just suddenly sit next to Yuika like that!”

“Ehhh…? What’s with that reaction? That really hurts, you know.”

“Don’t get the wrong idea. Yuika also had to play in a match, so… she’s a bit embarrassed because of the sweaty smell…!”

“Really? I think you smell pretty good, though?”

When he sniffed her, the Kouhai’s face went as red as an apple.

“Hey! What are you—?! Please refrain from suddenly sniffing Yuika like that!”

When he heard that shriek, Keiki consciously ignored the fact that it somehow didn’t feel too bad that he had forced it out of her.

…But these normal, girly reactions really are cute, after all.

“For crying out loud… Is sexually harassing Yuika part of your ‘De-perversion plan’?”

“Not today. Since I’m not making any progress in regards to that, I’m currently rethinking the plan.”

“Why are you so obsessed with rehabilitating Yuika and the others?”

“Eh? Well, that’s…”

“So you can’t tell Yuika the reason. There’s probably some indecent motivation behind it…”

“There’s not, okay? I only have pure intentions.”

“Oho? Then how about you tell Yuika about those?”

“What kind of inductive questioning is this…? Well, it’s that, you know…”

In the end, he lay bare the reason why he wanted to rehabilitate everyone. About how the girls approaching him had been a bit too straining on his physical and mental endurance, about his dream to experience normal love, and so on.

When he finished explaining the circumstances, Yuika’s gaze was filled with disdain as she looked at her upperclassman.

“…So it really is indecent.”

“Wanting to be lovey-dovey with a cute girlfriend is as pure as it gets.”

“So Keiki-senpai thinks that, unless he corrects Yuika and the others, he won’t be able to get a girlfriend.”

“But it doesn’t look like you’re giving up that easily. Right, Yuika-chan?”

“Well, that’s true,” nodded the little devil, “But is there even a girl who piques your interest outside of the calligraphy club?”

“Uuuu… N-Not really, but she might appear soon in the future.”

“How nice that would be, indeed.”

“Stop it with that gaze like an affectionate mother towards her incompetent son… Well, the chances of a girl falling in love with a boring boy like me would require a miracle. Even I know that.”

He really wished that he could find someone who had similar affection for him like Mizuha. But while he was drowning in negative thoughts like that, he realized that Yuika’s green gemstone-like eyes were looking at him, like she was staring deep into his soul.

“…Hey, Keiki-senpai?”

“W-What is it?”

“Keiki-senpai wants to get a girlfriend, right? Yuika would be fine with becoming your girlfriend, you know?”

“Eh?”

“Yuika is saying that Keiki-senpai can become her boyfriend… Well, a boyfriend and a slave at the same time.”

“So the ‘boyfriend’ is just a way to cover up being a slave?!”

Keiki had been very close to being deceived. Becoming her boyfriend would only end up with him becoming a slave with a different name. A bleak future indeed.

“But Yuika thinks that this wouldn’t be so bad of a deal, you know?”

“What do you mean?”

“Yuika is saying that there are merits for Keiki-senpai. If Senpai were to become her slave, she would also treat you like a normal boyfriend.”

“Isn’t that basically just being lovers with no romance at all?”

“Don’t you think that romantic relationships are almost identical to that? We both sacrifice something in order to get something in return.”

“Isn’t that a bit absurd?”

“Absurdity and righteousness can bring forth the same result.”

Since she said it with so much confidence, Keiki couldn’t help but wonder if she was actually right.

“Of course, if we really were to accept this compliance, Yuika would also take responsibility as a girlfriend, you know? If my boyfriend were to feel under the weather, she would gladly give him a reward to cheer him up.”

“A-A reward?”

“That’s… Well, many things. Yuika could give you a hug, a lap pillow, a-a kiss… and… even further…”

“If you say further than a kiss, then you mean…”

There can only be one thing.

“…Seriously?”

“A-A young maiden doesn’t go back on her word.”

With a bright red face, Yuika continued, trying to hide her embarrassment.

“For Yuika, it’s a master – slave relationship. For Senpai, it’s a lovers relationship. If you’re interested, we can try it out, you know? It’s way more efficient than trying to rehabilitate all the girls from the calligraphy club, don’t you think?”

Truth be told, if Keiki were to accept here, he would be able to get a cute girlfriend like Yuika. It would be a way to finally break the curse of being without a girlfriend for his entire life. Not to mention that the person in question was fine with hugging, kissing, and even what went beyond that. Any normal adolescent boy would immediately take the bait—

“…Sorry, but I have to pass. For me, that would be like paying money for a rental girlfriend. And I don’t want that.”

What Keiki wanted to experience was a normal love. At the very least, becoming a slave in order to receive a girlfriend wasn’t what he wished for.

“Yuika-chan, you really should only say that to the person you like, you know.”

“…Do you think that Yuika said that with such shallow feelings?”

Saying that, Yuika brought her body closer.

“Y-Yuika-chan…?”

“Yuika isn’t just fine with anyone, you know?”

“Eh…?”

“Do you want her… to prove it?”

Her small, porcelain-like hands softly touched Keiki’s chest.

“……”

And she didn’t say any more than that. Wordlessly, she brought her lips closer. Their already short distance now drew closer to zero. Her breath, body temperature, heartbeat… Keiki felt like he could feel all of it directly on his body, and all the while his heart raced faster and faster.

And when the two of them were just about to kiss, they noticed a certain spectator sitting on top of the table.

“…Eh? A cat?”

Since when had she been there? She had black fur, and was lounging about as if this place belonged to her.

“W-Why is a cat on school grounds?”

“Maybe she’s lost? She even has something in her mouth…”

To be precise, it was a handkerchief with a water droplet pattern on it. When Keiki reached out with his hand, the cat quickly evaded him and jumped down from the table. And, as if it was the most natural thing in the world, she trotted out of the room.

“There she goes…”

“Now she’s gone, yes…”

The sweet atmosphere from before had completely been ruined thanks to the cat, and now there was nothing left except for pure awkwardness.

“I-I’ll be going now!”

“Y-Yes! Yuika also wanted to get back to reading!”

Keiki jumped up, and Yuika reopened her book. Just before he stepped out of the room, he once more turned around, and found himself making eye contact with the girl. In response, she became flustered and hid her mouth with the book in her hands. An action so cute that it almost made Keiki’s heart skip a beat.

Leaving the small library behind him, he felt the need to cool down his flushed cheeks, so he found himself silently gazing down at the courtyard from the first floor hallway.

“…Everyone’s approaches have really gotten more aggressive, haven’t they?”

The reason for that was probably because they had noticed Mizuha’s romantic affection for her older brother. They probably planned to make Keiki their slave or master or whatever before the siblings’ relationship progressed too far.

“Yuika-chan seems pretty serious…”

An almost-kiss had happened before, but back then it felt more like a joke, so it didn’t get his heart pumping as much as it did now. But today, her expression clearly indicated that her feelings were serious. It seemed like, just as much as Keiki wanted to experience normal love, she wanted to make Keiki her slave.

“No, no matter how serious she is, becoming a slave is totally not going to happen.”

But, what if—

What if there came a time when she would just want to be Keiki’s lover? What would be his answer then? Even though this was just a ‘what-if’ scenario; a possibility with low potential of becoming reality, this one question wouldn’t leave Keiki’s thoughts.

“…Hmm? Isn’t that Nagase-san over there?”

Still spacing out while looking out of the window, he spotted a familiar girl, her twintails bobbing around as she walked through the courtyard. She was still wearing a gym shirt and shorts combo, and she looked around her surroundings, seeming nervous about something.

“What’s she doing? …Wait, isn’t that pretty dangerous?!”

Since she was looking around restlessly while walking forward, she didn’t notice a male student walking directly towards her. The boy didn’t notice her either, apparently.

In the end, Keiki could only yell out “Careful!” from the window and watch as they smacked right into each other.

“Kya?!”

“Uwa?!”

The boy managed to keep his balance by taking a small step backwards, but Airi, with her small stature, fell backwards onto her butt.

“I-I’m sorry! I wasn’t looking in front of me…”

“No, I’m fine. Are you hurt anywhere? Should I take you to the nurse’s office?”

“No, there’s no need for that.”

When the boy stretched out his hand with the intention of helping her up, Airi ignored it and answered with a rather displeased tone as she got up and walked away.

“…What’s with that girl? I just wanted to help.”

The boy also resumed his walk, and now only Airi was left in the courtyard.

Well yeah, she definitely could’ve phrased that a bit better…

He had to agree with the boy.

“But, setting that aside for now, doesn’t Nagase-san look a bit unsteady on her feet?”

Her manner of walking looked weird to Keiki, and at one point, she even kneeled down and held her right ankle. Keiki thought that he could even see tears building up in her eyes. She had probably hurt herself in that collision just now.

“…Really, what is that girl doing?”

He certainly couldn’t leave her alone like that, so he made his way down outside the building and called out to her.

“You could have just told him that you couldn’t walk anymore. Sheesh.”

“Eh? …Wha—Kiryuu-senpai?!”

When she recognized the person who called out to her, Airi hurriedly wiped away her tears. She probably didn’t want to be seen like that.

“You hurt your leg, right?”

“I didn’t.”

“Haah… Why are you always like this? Here, just keep quiet and let me do the rest.”

“What? …Kya?!”

Before she even realized what was happening, her body was lifted up, and she let out a cute shriek. Soon enough, though, she realized that the boy was holding her in a ‘princess carry’ position, which resulted in her face turning completely red from embarrassment.

“Hey, what are you doing?!”

“What am I doing? I’m taking you to the nurse’s office, of course.”

“Let me down! I will go there myself!”

“You were crying before because you can’t, right?”

“Grrrrrrrr…!”

With her escape route sealed off, the princess growled.

“Nagase-san, you can’t just take something like this so lightly. There are stories of people who didn’t think much of their injury when they fell down, only for them to find out later that they had a broken leg from it.”

“Eh…”

“In the worst case, the blood can’t run through the leg normally anymore. In the worst case….”

“I-In the worst case…?”

“The leg would have to be cut off.”

“Cut off?!”

Possibly from imagining this happening, Airi’s eyes started to get teary again.

“I-I don’t want that…”

“Alrighto, then let’s go to the nurse’s office~”

Keiki somehow managed to convince her with that made-up story, and this time there was no resistance at all.

Really, if you’re gonna cry about it, then ask for help from the very beginning.

While thinking that, he carried the now docile Airi to their destination.

“Good for you. It was just a sprain.”

“Yes… I’m really glad.”

Keiki said that with a smile while sitting on a nearby chair, and Airi answered with hurt feelings as she rested on the bed. The result of the diagnosis was that Airi’s leg had suffered a light sprain. And the nurse had immediately left as soon as she had treated her. She probably had to be in the gym hall the entire time since the sports festival was still ongoing. Thanks to that, they had the nurse’s office all to themselves.

Although he knew that she probably was uncomfortable being together with the boy she thought was a playboy, Keiki felt like asking about something that had piqued his interest before.

“I saw you in the courtyard when you fell. Why didn’t you just honestly ask for help? If you did, then I wouldn’t have had to princess-carry you like that.”

“…I don’t want to owe any boys anything.”

“Is that because you hate boys, Nagase-san?”

“That’s…”

Keiki had heard from Ayano that Airi had negative feelings towards men.

“That’s not entirely true… Rather than hate, it’s fear.”

“Fear…?”

“……”

She probably didn’t want to discuss the topic any further. She was tightly gripping her own hand on her lap and forcefully pressing her mouth shut.

“Well, Nagase-san might have her own circumstances. But acting like that towards a boy who only wanted to help wasn’t a good thing to do.”

“…I know. I know that already. I’m trying to fix that part of myself…”

“Alright. Then that’s enough of that. I have another thing I want to ask about.”

“What is it this time?”

“What were you doing in the courtyard? You looked like you were panicking quite a bit.”

Keiki though that it must’ve been something rather important for her to be rushing around like that—

“…………Sniff.”

“Ehhh?!”

She started crying once more. For Keiki, that was too much of a surprise attack.

“W-Why are you crying? Does your leg still hurt…?”

“No… It’s not that. But… I don’t know what to do anymore…”

“What happened…?”

Just when Keiki thought that something traumatic must have happened to her—

“…A cat.”

“A cat?”

“A cat stole my panties…”

“Excuse me?”

Did Keiki simply mishear her? Because he heard a rather ridiculous word coming out from her mouth—

“Uhm… What was stolen again?”

He asked for confirmation just to make sure, which made Airi’s face turn so red that it almost went up in flames.

“My panties! A cat came by and just stole them!”

“How does that even happen…?”

“Well…”

Still teary-eyed, Airi started explaining what had happened. She had taken part in the sports festival like everyone, and since she had gotten sweaty, she had decided to change her underwear in the dressing room. In that moment, a had cat invaded the room and stolen her freshly-worn panties.

“So I chased after her, but lost her in the end…”

“So a stray cat stole your panties…”

“Don’t say it again!”

“Did that cat have black fur, by any chance?”

“Ah, yes, that’s correct.”

“Then I saw it as well.”

“Really?!”

“I thought that it had something in its mouth, but I didn’t think that those were Nagase-san’s panties… Just to make sure, your panties were white with a blue water droplet pattern, right?”

“Uuu… Yes, that’s right.”

Now there was no mistake. The panty thief really was the cat that he had seen when he was with Yuika.

“It’s not like they were expensive or anything, and they don’t have any emotional value for me… but having my underwear seen by boys is…”

Tears once more started forming in Airi’s eyes. And Keiki could understand that this was a dire situation for a girl of her age.

“I get it. You wait here, Nagase-san. I’ll bring back your panties.”

“No, that is my duty. I will do something about it myself.”

“What, you’re going to chase a cat with that leg of yours?”

“Ah…”

Airi’s gaze fell down to her leg. Though it wasn’t anything serious, chasing a cat in her condition would definitely be impossible.

“Ahh, but you probably would hate it if I were to touch your underwear, right?”

“I’m not thinking about that! …It’s just that I’ve said so many horrible things to you… so I have no right to ask for your help.”

Nagase Airi’s personality was indeed very earnest. She probably couldn’t bring herself to shamelessly ask Keiki for help, after everything she had thrown at him until now. That was why Keiki just had to give her an escape route that she could rely on.

“You don’t have to worry about that. I have my own motives.”

“What motives?”

“I’m a manwhore who loves girls way too much, you know? If I help you here, I might be able to use this to make you a member of my harem. You never know, right?”

“……”

Keiki’s words were practically self-destructive, and they left Airi speechless. Of course, that was only an excuse to make Airi feel better about asking him for help—

“…Pfft. What’s up with that? Are you an idiot?”

Even Airi had to hold back a giggle when she heard that idiotic excuse.

“But thank you very much. It really saves me.”

“If only you always smiled honestly like that, you really would be cute.”

“I-It’s none of your business!”

Keiki’s new mission for the day was to find the stray cat that had stolen the panties of Nagase Airi.

This feels like another pretty difficult mission, doesn’t it?

His cheeky Kouhai had asked him for help for the first time ever. In order to not let her down, he swore that he would definitely succeed the mission entrusted to him.

“Ahhh, shit! I lost her…!”

On the second floor of the school building, he lost sight of the thief.

“Haaah… Honestly, I totally underestimated that cat…”

In the end, it had turned into a difficult game of tag.

“Where did she go…?”

As long as she was still on school grounds, he still had a chance to catch her. However, if she managed to escape, that would be the end. Worst case scenario, she would bring Airi’s panties out into the public streets for everyone to see.

“I have to prevent that at all costs…!”

Gaining newfound motivation, he once more ran through the school building.

“—Hey you! No running in the hallways!”

“S-Sorry!”

He heard a voice from behind, and reflexively stopped in his tracks.

“Pffft… You’ve been tricked, my dear!”

“Eh? ….Ah, Nanjou?”

When he turned around, he was greeted by Mao, wearing her jersey top draped across her shoulders.

“Can you stop with the pranks? And what about your volleyball matches?”

“Well, we made it to the semifinals, but we lost right near the end. Though it felt great doing some intense sports like that after such a long break.”

Even though her face normally wore a displeased expression, she now seemed rather high in spirits.

“You seem to be in a good mood today, Nanjou.”

“Ah, is it that obvious? Just a while ago, I finally finished working on the shoujo manga. The release day is pretty close.”

“Ahh, so that’s why you’re so cheerful.”

“Doujinshi are one thing, but seeing a work of your own being lined up on the bookstore shelves is something I very much look forward to.”

So she had finally finished her work on the shoujo manga he had been working on throughout summer vacation. It made sense that she would be this hyped.

“So what about you, Kiryuu? Why are you in such a panic?”

“Ahh, I’m actually looking for a cat. Did you see her strolling around, Nanjou?”

“Nope. Oh, we have a cat walking around on school grounds?”

“Yeah, she somehow got lost and made her way in here I think, and she even ended up stealing something.”

Of course, saying that this ‘something’ was actually a girl’s panties was rather difficult, so he omitted that part.

“So that’s why, huh…? Was the cat wearing wearing a collar?”

“No, I don’t think so.”

“Then it’s probably a stray cat. Don’t they tend to avoid crowded places?”

“Ah, I see.”

Since the sports festival was ongoing, students and teachers were walking all over the place.

“Most of the students should be in the gym hall or the classrooms right now…”

“A place without people would be the clubroom building or the special classrooms.”

“Those would be a good start. I’ll go look there immediately.”

“I’d help you out, but I was asked to be the judge for the next match.”

“It’s fine, you helped me plenty already. Thanks.”

After separating from Mao, he moved towards the special classrooms building. Since the clubroom building was farther away, he decided to check out the special classrooms building first, in hopes that the cat went there.

“…Just as expected, nobody’s here.”

The music room, the art room, and even the audiovisual rooms were all empty.

“These definitely are perfect for the cat to hide in—Ah, there she is!”

In the back of the hallway, he spotted a small creature. She was still holding Airi’s panties in her mouth, and she probably recognized Keiki as an enemy since he had been chasing her, because she ran away immediately as soon as their eyes met.

“I won’t let you get away this time!”

Chasing after the cat, whose speed seemed to rival that of a bullet, Keiki dashed down the stairs to the first floor. Remembering his promise to Airi, and his own wish to not let her suffer from embarrassment, he ran. As fast as his legs could carry him, he ran, but—

“…I can’t believe I lost her again…”

The cat’s dexterity level was easily one or two levels higher than Keiki’s.

“Why is the cat even running around with the panties like that?”

Why couldn’t she just let go of them? Did she want to take them home because they could keep her warm in cold weather?

While thinking about the reasoning behind the theft of the panties, Keiki walked down the hallway, when—

“Hmm? Mizuha?”

Looking out of the window by pure coincidence, he spotted his lovable little sister in the same courtyard where he had seen Airi before. Wearing gym attire like everyone else that day, she was standing in the shadow of a tree, looking up into the branches. Since Keiki found this to be rather weird behavior, he decided to go out to meet her, and so he made his way out to the courtyard.

“Mizuha, what are you doing here?”

“Ah, Nii-san, here…”

Mizuha once more looked up into the tree and pointed.

“A cat. She’s stuck in the tree, I think.”

“Ah…”

She was up in the tree. Still tightly holding onto the panties, the black cat was looking straight down at them.

“To think that I would meet her here…”

How lucky for Keiki that the cat had finally reached a dead end.

“Why do cats always climb up these high places?”

“That’s just what they’re used to, I think… By the way, do you think you can reach her if I carry you on my shoulders, Mizuha?”

“Hmm… I don’t think that I could reach her.”

“It figures. She’s up pretty high up, after all… I guess I’ll have to climb up myself.”

The way up looked pretty difficult, but he still had to save the cat, as well as get back Airi’s panties. Making up his mind, Keiki put his hands on the tree trunk and slowly worked his way upwards.

“…Oh, this might actually be doable.”

“Nii-san, be careful, okay?”

“Of course. Your Nii-san’s going to work hard here.”

As his little sister cheered him on, he moved farther up the tree. Since he risked scaring off the cat if he made any sudden movement, it took him a bit longer, but he still safely arrived at the cat’s location. Looking up from below, it didn’t look that high, but it was a whole different story from up here. Luckily, branch he was hanging onto was thick enough to withstand his weight.

“Please stay calm, okay?”

He slowly stretched out his hand to pick up the cat, and—succeeded.

“Alright! Capture complete!”

“Nii-san, amazing!”

Mizuha clapped while looking up at him. Though he felt like a hero with all that, he didn’t have the time to relax right now.

“Ouch?! Hey, stop it! Don’t scratch me like that!”

Having become agitated because of this sudden movement, the cat pulled out her claws. The moment the ungrateful beast attacked her saviour, the panties fell down from her mouth, softly fluttering through the air.

“That’s not good…!”

A soft breeze blew past them, and there was now the risk that the panties would be carried away to a different world. But letting the cat go to reach for them wasn’t an option, either. If he were to let the panties get carried away now, they might end up in a random boy’s hands, resulting in the worst possible ending. That certainly wouldn’t help Airi overcome her trauma she apparently had.

“Uoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?!”

And his decision was made in a single moment. In order to protect his Kouhai’s smile, Keiki stretched out his neck, and—

“Nom”

Like a dog catching a frisbee with his mouth, he bit down on the panties to secure them from flying away. Now he had fulfilled his job, all the while protecting the thief in his hands.

Get my Kohai’s panties back: Mission successful!

So that he wouldn’t carelessly let go of the panties in his mouth, he mentally cheered for himself.

“…Onii-san?”

Ah.

He had completely forgotten that his little sister had been watching from start to finish. What else could you call a boy with a cat in both of his hands and a girl’s panties in his mouth other than ‘pervert?’

“……”

Wordlessly, he put the cat in his jersey, the panties in his pocket, and climbed down from the tree. Once he came down, he freed the cat from his grip, only for her to run away immediately. After a short silence, Mizuha was the first to drop the bomb.

“…That time when my Nii-san was a panty thief…”

“It’s a groundless charge, I say!”

“If you really wanted panties that badly, you could have just told me. I’d give you as many of mine as you wanted… I’d even be willing to take off the ones I’m wearing right now…!”

“Please refrain from doing that, my dear little sister!”

He hurriedly stopped the exibitionist, who already had her hands on her shorts. Even after explaining the circumstances to his little sister, it took around 10 minutes for her to believe him.

Though he had gone through a lot of hardships during his mission, his goal was accomplished, so Keiki made his way back to the nurse’s office.

“I’m back~”

“Ah, welcome back—Wait, Kiryuu-senpai, what happened to you?! Your clothes are so dirty!”

“Ahh, I was climbing a tree just now, you see.”

“Why would you do that…?”

Ignoring the suspicious Airi, Keiki took out the girl’s panties from his pocket.

“Here, I brought back your panties.”

“T-Thank you very much…”

Airi timidly accepted her panties. After looking at them in her hands for a short while, she directed her gaze back at Keiki.

“…You didn’t sniff them, right?”

“I thought you might ask that. I really didn’t.”

Keiki had no interest whatsoever in that sort of thing.

“At first I thought that those were raindrops on your panties, but they were actually illustrations of fish. That’s probably why the cat stole them.”

“So my panties looked like a feast to the cat…”

“I think that it’s a cute design, though.”

“Are you saying that they look childish?”

“I never said that.”

“N-Normally, I wear more grown-up ones, okay?!”

“Was that coming-out really necessary?”

In order to protect his Kouhai’s pride, Keiki decided not to mention that he thought they looked a bit childish.

Just when Keiki thought that everything was done, Airi let out a shriek after she finished stuffing her panties into her pocket.

“Kiryuu-senpai! Your hand!”

“Hand? ….Ahhh, that? The cat scratched me when I caught her.”

“There’s still blood coming from the wound! We have to disinfect it immediately!”

“Something of this level is no big deal.”

“No can do! If you don’t want your hand to get cut off, you’d better sit down right now!”

Since he didn’t want to lose his hand because of something as trivial as this, he obediently listened to Airi’s order. She quickly prepared the disinfectant and gauze and sat down on a chair next to the bed.

“Okay, give me your hand.”

“D-Don’t make it hurt, okay?”

“Don’t say something disgusting like that. Of course it will hurt.”

Harsh words leaked out of her mouth, but her movements as she bandaged Keiki’s hand were calm and kind.

“I’m happy to get treated like this, but are you okay, Nagase-san? You said that you were afraid of men, after all.”

“…I was trying not to be too conscious of it, so why did you have to bring it up?”

“Because I don’t want to force you.”

“I’m not forcing myself. It’s not like I have a phobia against men.”

“Then that’s fine.”

“However, it’s true that I’m a bit tense right now, so how about we talk about the past?”

“The past?”

“It’s not that important of a story though.”

Disinfecting the open wound with the gauze, Airi started her story.

“When I was in grade school, there was a classmate of mine, who was called Matsushita-kun. He was a very earnest person. He was good at his studies, he was good at sports, and he was kind to everyone, which made him quite popular.”

“I think that every class has such a superman.”

“Yes. But every girl in the class was being deceived by him.”

“Hmm?”

“It happened during the summer of my 4th year. After classes ended, I was about to leave for home when I realized I had forgotten something in the classroom, so I headed back. And then…”

“A-And then…?”

“Inside the empty classroom, Matsushita-kun was enthusiastically licking the mouthpiece of my flute.”

“……”

The turn of events was even worse than what Keiki had imagined.

“Of course, I told the teachers about it, and they scolded him. Because of that, the girls in the class even kept their distance from him for a while.”

“Well I can see why…”

“Oh, before you ask, I threw away my old mouthpiece and bought a new one.”

“So you threw it away…”

“…But the scene I saw back then turned into trauma, and that’s why I try my best to keep my distance from boys.”

So even something like that could be traumatic. Airi probably was the target back then because she was simply cute. Or maybe the boy had romantic feelings for her, and he couldn’t hold back his desire. Whatever the case, it certainly wouldn’t help Airi right now, even if she knew why.

“And that’s how it’s been until now. That’s why I keep thinking that boys are scary. Their bodies are tall, strong, and you never know what they might think… I started feeling like they were different living creatures from me. They’re so foreign that they’re almost like aliens.”

“So your sense of distance is like the furthest galaxies…”

“They even bring in perverted books to the classroom like it’s nothing… I don’t understand them.”

“Ah, well… That’s pretty different for everyone, I think.”

Truthfully, boys are different from girls. Even something like that could be intolerable for Airi.

“…But, if it’s Kiryuu-senpai… Then he might be just a tiny bit… Different…”

“……Eh?”

Unconsciously lifting up his head, he saw that Airi’s cheeks had a faint red tint as she hurriedly lowered her gaze. The atmosphere suddenly grew awkward, and Airi continued her work while both of them remained silent.

“…Alright, this should be fine. Now we don’t have to cut it off.”

“I wasn’t worried about that in the first place. But still, thank you.”

“I should be the one to thank you. Thank you very much for bringing my panties back.”

Softly holding Keiki’s hand, Airi showed a bright smile. That honest smile became Keiki’s reward, and he engraved it into his memories.

“…Ah, huh? Ah?! It’s already half past two?! I have to prepare for the closing ceremony!”

Airi started panicking when she saw the clock inside the nurse’s office. However, she seemed to have forgotten about her right ankle. Because of that, in the moment she went to get up, she immediately lost her balance.

“Kyaa?!”

“Ah, careful!”

Seeing that she was about to fall backwards, Keiki quickly grabbed her hand and tried supporting her with his own body, but instead, they collapsed onto the bed next to them.

“…This bad really saved us, didn’t it?”

Right now, they were in a position that looked like Keiki was pushing his Kouhai down on the bed.

“Nagase-san, are you oka—Eh!?”

What a blunder. Kiryuu-kun’s right hand here oh so happened to land dead-center on the collapsed Nagase-san’s breast, ohohoho.

Even though he had just been thanked for helping his Kouhai retrieve her panties. What a difference between the before and after.

“Ah… Ah…”

Weak groans escaped from the girl’s mouth and arrived at Keiki’s ears. They were followed by big, round tears that started forming in her eyes.

Do you know? Building up trust is really difficult, and all of that effort can be rendered for naught because of one simple blunder.

Both the aggressor and victim let out a girly shriek.

“Noooooooooooooooooo!!!”

“Ugyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!”

Why did the aggressor let out a shriek, you ask? That was because Airi’s knee landed a clean hit on Keiki’s crotch. To every man reading this, you can very well imagine the pain that the poor boy experienced. As always, the rom-com protagonist had to suffer from a sudden circumstance, and for a short while, Keiki wasn’t able to move his body.

The following day, after classes, Keiki made his way through the hallway connected to the clubroom building.

“Ahhhh… Just when I finally had the chance to make up with Nagase-san…”

It had all gone perfectly the moment when he had returned her panties. Her gaze softened, and so did the way she spoke to him. Though it wasn’t on the level of friendship, they were able to hold a normal Senpai – Kouhai conversation.

“But that was nothing more than a short-lived miracle.”

Immediately afterwards, that progress had been negated by the goddess of fortune, or in this case, misfortune. After Keiki ate a critical hit to his crotch, Airi stormed out of the nurse’s office, without leaving him a single chance to apologize. Taking her fear of men into account, any hope for repairing the relationship was probably impossible.

“Haah…”

“What happened to you that is making you sigh like that?”

“Eh? …H-Huh? Nagase-san?”

“Yes, that’s me.”

Turning around to find the source of the voice, he found Airi, wearing her normal uniform. Because he had never expected a development like this, Keiki was naturally taken aback.

“Kiryuu-senpai is always sighing like that. You do know that every time you sigh, you lose a certain amount of happiness, right?”

“Well… Aren’t you mad about yesterday?”

“I know that what happened yesterday was nothing more than an accident. And I hurt you like that… Umm… D-Does that place still hurt?”

“It still hurts like hell.”

“Anyway, I’m not mad anymore. Though it’s true that I was really embarrassed, we split the pain evenly this time. I received damage to the mind, while you received damage to the body.”

“Well, okay.”

Though Keiki still felt like complaining that his damage was far greater, doing so would probably earn himself a slap on the cheek, so he swallowed his words.

“And also, umm… There’s one more thing that I wanted to talk about…”

“What is it?”

“—Please tell me your email address, Kiryuu-senpai!”

“My pleasure! …Wait, my email address? Why?”

“D-D-Don’t get wrong idea, okay?! It’s not like I want to get closer to you or anything. I just have to tell you the details for your penalty! That is all!”

“I won’t get the wrong idea anymore after that… Wait, penalty?”

“Basically, I want you to help out with work for the student council. It’s your punishment for playing with a maiden’s heart.”

“I wasn’t playing with anything! And didn’t we just say that we would split the pain?”

“This and that are different. Earlier, you started patting my head against my will, right?”

“Ah, that also happened…”

Before the sports festival, he did indeed pat her head without receiving her permission first. Although Keiki totally thought that she would have forgotten about that by now.

“I told you back then that I would discipline you, right? I’m the type of person who holds true to my words, so you’d better be prepared to work hard.”

“Well, if it’s just that, then I don’t mind.”

After that, they exchanged email addresses. But Keiki was fairly certain that the smile that he saw on Airi’s face must’ve been a misunderstanding on his part.

Part 2:

On Monday morning of the next week, Keiki was sitting on his desk at school when Shouma suddenly appeared from behind him.

“Morning, Keiki! Look at this picture! It’s from my date with Koharu yesterday!”

“So you’re already bragging this early again?”

Shown on Shouma’s smartphone screen was a picture of him with Koharu, eating ice cream.

“Koharu-chan is so small and cute.”

“Yeah, I doubt you’d find another high school girl her size around here.”

Of course Keiki agreed that Koharu really was cute, but he certainly wasn’t as energetic as the lolicon ikemen next to him.

“And also, would you stop clinging to me like that? If you keep that up, Nanjou’s going to go crazy with her fantasies again.”

“Now that you say it, Mao-chan is pretty late today. The chime will ring pretty soon.”

“Ah? Now that you mention it, she’s always been five minutes earlier than the chime.”

Though she might look like gyaru, the rather serious Mao would always make sure to not be too late for class. Normally, she would have already arrived, and would be sitting next to Keiki.

What’s with her…?

And the chime rang without the brownish red-haired classmate arriving. In the end, she never came to school that day. At first, Keiki thought that she had gotten a cold, but she didn’t come to school the following day, nor the day after that.

2 thoughts on “Kawaikereba Hentai demo Suki ni Natte Kuremasu ka? Volume 5 Chapter 4

  1. Thanks for much for the mass update! I can’t wait to read them all

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  2. Melancholic Mess 16. June 2019 — 17:47

    MORE. LOVIN THIS SERIES

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