Kawaikereba Hentai demo Suki ni Natte Kuremasu ka? Volume 7 Chapter 3

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It’s the culture festival, you perverts!

Part 1:

It was the second day of the culture festival. Inside the gym hall, a big event had been attracting guests since early in the morning. The name of the event was ‘Momo High Costume Contest’.

The students would dress up in whatever disguise or costume they preferred, make a performance, and compete for the highest score. Several cameras were set up inside the hall to let everybody see the performers. These cameras were connected to huge screens set up above the stage.

Currently, a boy with a tall stature was standing on top of the stage. He was wearing what seemed to be an ape costume, and he was juggling skillfully.

As an aside, the person commentating this event was the crossdressing Mitani Rin.

“Ohhh?! Now this is a sight to behold! Just what you would expect from the young ace of the volleyball club! Wonderful juggling, which is all thanks to his high agility!”

The boy wearing girl’s clothing was holding a mic in his hands, happily commentating. Keiki and Ayano were sitting in the audience, gazing up at him.

“To think that Rinko would be the commentator of this event…”

“Having a cute girl commentate the costume contest is always a better way to attract people, or so the committee representative said.”

“Rinko isn’t even a girl, though.”

Do the people from the committee not know that Rin is a boy?

“Still, this is a crazy number of people.”

“This event sure is popular.”

This costume contest was always a big occasion, so they had to gather every free chair in the school building they could get. Even so, many students still had to stand in the back.

Before the event started, Keiki happened to meet up with Ayano, so they decided that they might as well watch it together. Lucky for them, they had found two seats next to each other that were still open.

“Now then, let’s ask our jury for their score!”

The jury consisted of a girl with her hair in braids, a burly jock, and a nerdy-looking male student with glasses. All three were members of the festival committee, and the student with glasses was the president of said committee. They each could give a score between 0 and 10, so there was a maximum score of 30.

“Very well done~ The fact that you’re an ikemen gives you extra points~”

“Though your overall muscle level was lacking, it was fun to watch.”

“Hmm… Very eccentric.”

It seemed like the jury really enjoyed the performance from the boy in the ape costume.

“9 Points! 8 Points! 9 Points! Altogether, you get 26 points! The highest score so far!”

Out of 30 possible points, the performer got a whopping 26 points. After hearing the announcement from the jury, the boy did a victory pose. He left the stage while waving to the audience.

“Is Sayuki-senpai going to be okay?”

Yesterday, around the time when classes normally would end, the girl said that she would be participating in this contest. This was the reason why Keiki had left Yuika in charge of the maid cafe and had come to the gym hall like this.

According to Sayuki, her intention behind doing so was to ‘Become an influencer’. That morning, she had a confident smile as she told Keiki “Leave it to me!”, but that only made Keiki feel more anxious.

“Though it’s a shame, our next act will be the last!” said Rin, which brought forth cries of surprise from the audience.

“Ehhh?!”

“I want to see more!”

“Mitani-chan, marry me!”

…One moment of silence for our fallen brother.

You shouldn’t be led astray by his cute looks. After all, he had a d*ick attached to his crotch.

“Fu fu fu, since the last contestant is a beautiful Onee-san, I’m sure that all of you guys will enjoy it!”

The male audience roared in expectation after that comment from Rinko.

“Then without further ado, let’s welcome her to the stage! It’s the club president of the calligraphy club: Tokihara Sayuki-san!”

In that moment, the girl who they had been waiting for entered the stage. She was wearing a black & white maid uniform and her hair was in twintails. The appearance of this big-breasted beauty threw the audience into complete chaos. When she reached the middle of the stage, one of the event helpers brought a table and put it down in front of her. Yet another student prepared a paper plate with an omurice on the table. This omurice was specifically created for this event by Mizuha. But unlike the ones from their store, this one didn’t have a heart on it yet.

“What exactly is she planning on doing…?”

Not knowing what was going to happen from now on, Keiki and the audience could only watch in suspense as she took out something.

“Ketchup?”

It was something you would find in any normal household, a normal bottle of ketchup.

“Today, I want everyone to see my wonderful performance.”

While she said that, she opened up the lid of the bottle and slowly started pouring ketchup onto the omurice. No, she wasn’t just pouring it onto it. It looked like she was writing something. It was so soft, yet complex, something that you wouldn’t expect to be done with just ketchup—

“…Heh, she’s probably writing something useless again.”

Someone in the audience muttered, when Sayuki put down the bottle. When the camera moved over the omurice, the ketchup written on it said ‘Through and through’.

“Woah! How did she even write that?!”

“I was too far away and couldn’t see it!”

“How can you even write such a complicated kanji with ketchup?!”

The whole place went wild after this sudden reveal.

“Tokihara-senpai is amazing…”

“This is just utter nonsense…”

While Ayano seemed was blown away like everyone else present, Keiki couldn’t believe that they were going crazy over something like that.

“Though you’re far from an ikemen, it really was a great show I have to say~”

“I was missing some muscles here and there, but you did great work just now.”

“I have to agree. Wonderful ketchup handling.”

What the hell is ketchup handling?

Just when the committee president threw in a weird neologism, Rin also cut in.

“Now then, how about we see the scores for this magnificent act from our jury!”

After Rin’s inquiry, the three judges wrote their respective scores on their boards. And thus, the results were publicized.

“10 points! 10 points! 10 points! A combined score of 30 points! I-I can’t believe it?! Today’s first perfect score!!!”

When Rin announced it, the whole place went rampant again.

“Seriously…”

“Complete victory…”

The last participant of an event suddenly appearing and having such an overwhelming victory was too much like a manga development.

“Then, let’s move on to today’s costume contest award ceremony!”

“Before that, could I have a short bit of everyone’s time?”

“Eh? …Ah, yes, here you go.”

“Thank you.”

Sayuki received the mic from Rin and stepped forward.

“Everyone, thank you for attention just now. About this omurice here, it was actually made by the maid cafe on the first floor in the special classroom building, so if you have time, be sure to come by!”

After advertising the store, the black-haired maid gave a gleeful smile. Of course, as a result, the whole place was enveloped in roars even louder than before.

Around one hour after that amazing stage performance. Keiki and Ayano were looking at yet another amazing occurrence.

“This is… amazing…”

“Yeah… I can’t believe it…”

When they looked around the maid cafe, every single seat was currently occupied. It made sense, though, considering the scale of the previous event. After Sayuki’s performance, the information about the calligraphy club’s omurice spread throughout the school like wildfire. Especially since you could have a maid write whatever you wanted on top of yours.

As a result of that wildfire, students arrived at the cafe in greater and greater numbers.

“Mizuha-senpai, another omurice!”

“Y-Yeees!”

“Mizuha, we need another omurice over here as well!”

“Wahhhh?! U-Understood!”

There was even a line building up outside.

“Yuika has brought your order!”

“You’d like to pay? Thank you very much for your visit.”

Yuika and Mao were also busy serving the customers—

“The word you’ve ordered is ‘Congenial’ right? Understood! Then, I’ll be writing it with all my heart!”

Once the omurice was finished, it was Sayuki’s job to write the desired word on it. Of course, directly in front of the customers’ eyes. Many of their customers came here just to take a picture of the beautiful ketchup calligraphy. This is probably what the girl meant by ‘Becoming an influencer’.

“I’m glad that we bought enough ingredients like Sayuki-senpai advised us to.”

Though Keiki was a bit anxious that they might go even further in the red if her plan backfired, things were looking good for now. Indeed, they still might not have enough ingredients.

“…Tokihara-senpai really is amazing,” Ayano muttered from next to Keiki while standing in the deeper part of the shop.

“That omurice is so calligraphy-club-like. It fits perfectly.”

“I have to agree.”

Though writing on an omurice with ketchup wasn’t anything rare, writing calligraphy-inspired words and letters was something original to this maid cafe alone.

“Keiki-kun, isn’t it going to be time for your student council job soon?”

“I feel bad for leaving the store like this.”

“You can’t help it. Keiki-kun has his own work to do.”

“Sayuki-senpai…”

“Leave the maid cafe to me. I’ll make up for all the time that I was slacking off.”

“Alright then. I guess I’ll just have to trust you on that.”

Keiki judged that there shouldn’t be any problems with leaving things to Sayuki. After all, she was the calligraphy club president, so she wouldn’t do anything else to make the club suffer.

Part 2:

It was the second culture festival day, at noon.

All the council members were present inside Momosawa High’s student council room. The student council president Takasaki Shiho, the vice president Fujimoto Ayano, the treasurer Nagase Airi, and the secretary Mitani Rin (men’s clothing version), as well as the temporary member Kiryuu Keiki. These five people were sitting around a table. Keiki and Ayano were about to start their patrol shift when they suddenly received a call from Shiho, which told them to come to the student council office.

“It seems like everyone’s here. Let’s have a short meeting before you go on your patrol,” Shiho said after verifying that everyone was there.

“Although there’s only one afternoon left for the festival, there’s a problem that’s rearing its head.”

“What problem?”

“Yeah, it seems like the committee president overslept.”

“Eh, the president?”

When they were talking about the committee president, they were referring to the glasses-wearing upperclassman who had been part of the contest jury before.

“But didn’t he just participate in the contest as one of the judges? He seemed completely fine.”

“That’s the thing. Just after that, he confessed to a girl and got rejected.”

“Ahhh, I see…”

Getting excited because of the festival, and confessing in the heat of the moment—it was a story you would hear often. The president had probably gotten his hopes up and ended up crushed by a harsh rejection. But while Keiki was busy empathising with said committee president, Airi formed a fist with her hand.

“So who did the committee president confess to?”

“Well…”

For some reason, the student council president had trouble bringing out the words. The person answering him instead was Rintarou, one seat next to him.

“Ah, that was me.”

““Excuse me?””

Both Keiki and Airi were unable to comprehend this new twist.

“When the event was over, the committee president just called out to me, and suddenly confessed to me like “Mitani-san, I like you! Please go out with me!…”

“Uwaaa…”

Keiki could only guess that the committee president must’ve become interested in Rin during their preparations for the culture festival, and became unable to hold back his feelings, hence his confession. Maybe he even had an ulterior motive when he asked Rin to be the commentator for the event.

Airi made a sour face, possibly imagining the confession happening, as she spoke up.

“So what exactly did you tell the committee president, Rin?”

“‘I’m a boy after all, so I only have interest in girls’, I said.”

“If I were the president, I’d jump from the roof for sure.”

“Poor guy…”

“Even I feel bad for him, and I hate men.”

Finding out that the person he liked was actually a boy must’ve been a nightmare for the committee president.

“Well, the vice president will be taking over in his place, so it’s not that big of a deal.”

“No, this sounds like a pretty big deal to me…”

At the very least, Keiki was worried for the committee president’s psychological constitution.

“Anyway, now for the real problem. We’ve received reports of a suspicious person walking around the school grounds.”

“A suspicious person?”

“Well, to keep it simple, a ‘pervert’.”

“Eh…?”

Keiki couldn’t help but tense up at the word ‘pervert.’ At first, the faces of the girls from the calligraphy club came to his mind, but they should all be busy with the maid cafe. They shouldn’t have the time to bring up problems on school grounds.

“So what kind of pervert are we talking about?”

“Let’s see… She seems to be a young lady about 20 years old, and she’s going around, calling out to boys and saying things like ‘Do you want to do something good with Onee-san?’”

“How blatant of a pervert can you be?”

Airi snorted when she heard about this textbook example of a pervert.

“Why would you call out to boys like that? It’d make sense if they were girls.”

“No, that’s not the problem here.”

A forbidden romance between an adult woman and a female high school student would start instead.

From time to time, it really doesn’t feel like Nagase-san has any intention of actually hiding her hobby from others.

Nagase-san was the type of person who loved romantic stories with two girls—in other words, yuri. Although she was keen on hiding this fact from the other student council members, she would sometimes say dangerously revealing phrases like that one just now, which made Keiki panic every time.

“It seems like the teachers are also on the lookout for said suspicious person, but they haven’t had any luck in that regard yet. Though there’s still the possibility that she’s on school grounds anymore, we can’t rest easy until we know for sure.”

“That makes sense. I wouldn’t want to leave any students open to any poisonous fangs.”

He couldn’t forgive sex without love. That was the one and only policy that Kiryuu Keiki would never throw away. For Keiki, who was keen on giving his virginity to a person he loved, a woman who would try to lure in boys like this was an enemy; an arch nemesis.

“Now that you know of it, think about safety, and always stay together in pairs. Keiki-kun with Ayano-chan, and Rin-chan with Airi-chan. Boys, take care of your female partner.”

“Understood.”

“If I’m with Kiryuu-kun, then I’m safe no doubt.”

“Leave it to me! I will protect you, Airi-chan!”

“Well… I can’t help it this time. And don’t call me ‘Airi-chan’.”

Although Airi clearly didn’t seem happy with these pairings, she seemed to understand that the circumstances prevented her from complaining.

At first glance, he might look like a beautiful girl, but Rin was a proper boy. He would surely be able to protect Airi from this pervert.

“Everyone, be careful while doing your patrol. I’ll be going over to the committee’s main office. Inform us as soon as possible if you spot the pervert. Is that clear?”

Every member nodded at Shiho’s words.

“Then, let’s start our afternoon job!”

““““Yeah!””””

Thus, to protect the school’s morals, the student council members started moving.

After stepping out of the student council office, the Kiryuu – Ayano team immediately started moving.

“All right, how about we look around inside the school building first?”

“Understood, Officer Keiki.”

“Fujimoto-san is the one above me though, since you’re vice president.”

“Oh, that’s right. Then Ayano-san will be the officer.”

Seeing Ayano energetically puff out her chest was really cute. She looked up at her protector Keiki.

“Uhm, I have a request for Kiryuu-kun.”

“What kind of request?”

“If I do a good job today, can I get Kiryuu-kun’s underwear as a pres—”

“No.”

“Hmph, what a shame… I thought it might work, considering the magic of the culture festival.”

“If you keep up like that, you’ll just end up depressed like the committee president.”

Keiki swore to himself that he would never give a girl his freshly-worn underwear.

It had been a few months since Ayano became interested in Keiki’s smell. Even now, she wanted his underwear, and she would still cling to him if she found the opportunity.

“…Well, let’s start patrolling.”

“Understood, Officer Kiryuu.”

Ayano lined up next to Keiki as they started walking. When their eyes met, Ayano showed him a grin.

Fujimoto-san really is cute when she’s smiling…

Normally, her face was stoic, but sometimes she’d launch a surprise attack in the form of a beautiful smile. Fujimoto Ayano was very dedicated to her job as student council vice president. She was a very kind girl who would overwork herself for the sake of another person.

She even cheered me up when I was having a fight with Sayuki-senpai, too…

Keiki hadn’t known what to do, but she had given him a gentle push in the right direction. It was precisely because Ayano was there that he had been able to make up with Sayuki. That’s why—

I definitely have to tell Fujimoto-san…

The answer that he had been postponing for all this time. That would only be respectful after all she had done for him.

“Still, the classroom building is as empty as it can get.”

“Everyone is probably heading to the gym hall for the next event.”

Culture festivals always revolved around the big stage. There had been the costume contest in the morning, but coming up there was still a performance from the theater club and a concert from the wind music club. These were sure to attract attention from many of the visitors. Because of that, it made sense that the other places were sparsely visited.

“And also, the cheerleading club’s show is soon, as well.”

“Ahh, the boys will surely flock over there, I’m sure.”

Last year, Keiki and the other boys from his class had gone to check that out with great enthusiasm.

“Airi said that she’d definitely go watch it.”

“She should be doing her own patrol, though…”

Honestly, Keiki was worried that the yuri author’s nose wouldn’t stop bleeding from all the fantasies she’d have after seeing the cheerleaders working up a sweat like that.

“Though I am interested in that performance, I’m more interested in what Takasaki-senpai was talking about.”

“The talk about the pervert?”

“Yeah. Why would someone go around inviting boys from a local high school?”

“Maybe because her desires aren’t satisfied?”

“Well, that’s the logical conclusion, but…”

“Maybe she likes younger boys?”

“These shotacons, huh?”

Shotacons are the exact opposite of lolicons; they’re women who desire younger boys, even the ones who are underage. Maybe that explained this suspicious pervert? If that was the case, then the chastity of the school’s students and guests was in grave danger.

“If that suspicious person is a shotacon, maybe we use Rintarou’s chastity as bait?”

“That would endanger Mitani-kun’s chastity, though.”

“That’s true, but… If we leave that pervert alone, we’ll endanger the chastity of the other boys.”

“That’s also true… Maybe it’d be good to consider the thought process of that suspicious person and try to guess where she’ll go next.”

“Good idea. That way we can catch her before she can even go on the offensive.”

“If Kiryuu-kun did something bad at school, what would you do after that?”

“I’d try to hide in a place with nobody else around. For example—”

When he looked around, a classroom that normally wasn’t used suddenly entered his field of view.

“This empty classroom is definitely a good place to hide.”

Thinking that, he slowly opened up the door—

“Come on, Koharu-chan? Don’t be embarrassed. Say it a bit louder.”

“R-Really… This is the last time, okay? Shouma-oniichan~”

“……”

They were greeted by quite the unbelievable scene. During this time of the day, inside this certain classroom, Shouma was forcing Koharu to do a younger sister roleplay.

“Shouma is making Koharu-senpai call him ‘Onii-chan’…”

“I didn’t expect to see this today…”

“Eh, Keiki?!”

“And Fujimoto-san?!”

““Pardon our intrusion~””

Realizing that they had interrupted the couple’s fun, the accidental intruders quickly closed the door again.

“Alright, there doesn’t seem to be a problem there, so let’s check the next room.”

“Yeah, we didn’t see anything. Nor did we hear anything.”

While the two of them decided to act like nothing happened, the door swung open and Shouma ran towards them.

“Both of you! Wait! Please listen to what I have to say!”

“I don’t wanna hear anything…”

“There’s a good reason for this! Since I only have older sisters at home, I was always envious of people who had little sisters, so I just wanted to be called ‘Onii-chan’ by someone once!”

“I’m glad that your dream was finally realised.”

Though he had probably forgotten about the fact that Koharu was actually older than him…

“I’m surprised that Koharu-senpai played along.”

“Since it’s Shouma-kun, I want to fulfill any lingering wishes that he has.”

“Senpai really is an angel.”

Shouma really caught himself a cute girlfriend.

“By the way, what were you two doing here?”

“Ahh, we were searching for a suspicious person around this area.”

“A suspicious person?”

“Yeah, there seems to be a pervert going around trying to seduce boys.”

Ayano gave a simple explanation.

“Hmmm? So even a city like ours has its fair share of dangerous individuals.”

“I think that a lolicon can also be considered a dangerous individual.”

From time to time, Keiki felt a bit worried when he saw Shouma smiling after grade school girls while walking home.

“Have you two seen anything weird going on, by any chance?” Keiki asked Shouma and Koharu.

“Hmm… Not really?”

“Nothing of that sort. The only thing we saw was a male student running around crying ‘There’s no way there could be a boy as cute as that!’, but that’s about it.”

“Ah… That was probably the committee president…”

He really was an unfortunate person to have confessed to a boy wearing girls’ clothes. It would surely take some time before his broken heart could be repaired.

“Well, I’ll contact you if we see anything,” added Shouma.

“Yeah, that’d be great. We’ll be on our way now, so feel free to continue your Onii-chan roleplay.”

“I understand, so please forget about that!”

After teasing the cute Shouma, Keiki and Ayano returned to their patrol.

“Akiyama-kun and Ootori-senpai are as close as ever.”

“Yeah, I’m really envious of them.”

While he started imagining how they would look as a married couple, Keiki’s smartphone vibrated in his pocket.

“……Hmm? Takasaki-senpai?”

Seeing that it was a call from the student council president, Keiki quickly answered it.

“Hello?”

>Ah, Keiki-kun? Sorry about the sudden call.<

“No problem. What’s wrong?”

>About the suspicious person, we received information of a sighting in the first year’s haunted house. She called out to a boy who was playing a mummy.<

“So even a mummy isn’t safe…”

It seemed like the pervert was quite high-leveled.

>Also, here’s another piece of information. That suspicious person seems to be an indescribable beauty.<

“…Beauties tend to be perverts, you know,” Keiki replied.

>Eh…?<

“Ah, sorry… It’s nothing.”

Keiki’s tongue slipped, maybe to vent some frustration when he remembered his own situation. Because of that, it was always ‘Beauty = Pervert’ in his mind.

“For now, we’ll ask the witness.”

>Please do.<

Cutting the phone call with Shiho, Keiki put away his smartphone.

“What happened?”

“We’ve gotten some new information on the suspicious person. Let’s go to the haunted house.”

“The haunted house is the one that Nagase-san’s class is doing, right?”

The day before, Airi was even wearing cosplay for it while acting as the receptionist. When they arrived at the front of the classroom, an adult-looking girl wearing a yuki-onna cosplay lifted her head.

“Welcome. Would you like the couple admission?”

“Ah, no, we’re not here to go in. We’re from the student council and we’re investigating the suspicious person who’s been going around. We heard that someone from your class talked with this person.”

“Ah, that’s right.”

“I’m sorry, but could you call that person over here?”

“Well… There was just a customer who just went inside, so…”

At the same time the yuki-onna finished her sentence, you could hear blood-curdling screams like “Nooooooooooooooooooo!” from a girl and “Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” from a boy.

“……”

“……”

The two members of the student council swallowed their words.

“Well, it seems it’ll take just a bit longer. If you don’t have time to wait, you can go inside and talk to him. He should be in the back.”

“Eh…”

So, she was telling them to enter the haunted house?

“What should we do, Fujimoto-san?”

“I’m a bit scared, but the number of victims might go up if we waste time like this.”

“You’re right…”

If they wasted any more time like this, the pervert might dig her poisonous fangs into an innocent boy. Keiki couldn’t allow that happen.

“There’s no other choice but to go in there…”

“If you’re scared, Ayano-san will hold your hand?”

“Oh my, Fujimoto-san is so cool.”

Though Mizuha and Sayuki were bad with horror stuff, Ayano might actually prove to be a reliable partner here. And thus, the two of them set foot into the haunted house.

“………”

To get the obvious out of the way, the haunted house was incredibly scary. Not to mention that the quality of the scares and props were top-notch.

“…Hey? Am I pretty?”

“Hyaaa?!”

When they turned a corner, a realistic-looking kuchisake-onna greeted them.

(T/N: ‘Slit mouth woman’)

“Give me back my face!”

“Uwaaaaah?!”

When a noppera-bō suddenly appeared as well, Keiki couldn’t hold back his voice.

(T/N: a mythical being with flat featureless face​)

“This is clearly more than just a highschool haunted house…”

Keiki started doubting if they hadn’t gotten some pros to design the costumes.

“It’s pretty scary, right?”

“Fujimoto-san, isn’t your reaction a bit too calm?”

“It just doesn’t show on my face. My heart is beating like crazy… Do you want to feel it?”

“Don’t say that. My heart’s gonna race for a different reason.”

“It’d be fine though… Ah…”

“Fujimoto-san?”

“Kiryuu-kun… Over there…”

Ayano stopped in her tracks, and pointed past Keiki. She was pointing at a blood-drenched female ghost—

“Whaaaa?!”

“Kyaaa?!”

Suddenly attacked by fear, Keiki unintentionally clung to Ayano. When he smelled her sweet, girly aroma and felt her softness, that fear immediately turned into embarrassment.

“Ah… S-Sorry…”

“No problem…”

The ghost disappeared shortly after, and the girl’s cheeks were slightly flushed.

“…I’m used to being the one hugging, but being hugged like this is really embarrassing.”

“I really don’t get Fujimoto-san sometimes.”

But Keiki felt like hugging her again, seeing that cute reaction of hers. Now that he was thinking about it, entering a haunted house together with a girl was quite the normie activity. If things kept going like this, they might get even closer, and end up a couple—

“…Haaah… Haaah…”

“Fujimoto-san?”

While Keiki was busy having rose-coloured fantasies, he realized that something weird was happening with Ayano. Her breathing was getting rough, and her face was turning red. Her eyes looked like she was in heat, and she was holding her chest.

“Are you not feeling well?”

“It’s not… like that… I’m sorry… I might’ve gotten a bit excited.”

“Eh?”

“When you suddenly hugged me like that, your smell just…”

“It’s because of my smell again?!”

“Yeah… It’s Kiryuu-kun’s fault… So please… Take responsibility?”

“Responsibility? …Wait, don’t just put your hand on my belt?!”

“Haah… Haah… Underwear… Kiryuu-kun’s underwear…”

“Fujomoto-san?! I beg you, please come back to reality!!”

“Underweaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr!!!”

“Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?!”

In the end, he managed to protect his underwear. The scream that rang out through the haunted house was oddly different from one that you would normally hear.

After Ayano returned back to reality, she and Keiki safely made it through the haunted house and arrived at the mummy boy. After speaking to him outside the haunted house, they learned some valuable new information. The suspicious person seemed to be a beauty with long hair who was wearing a long skirt. And, contrary to her actions, she seemed to have quite the lady-like atmosphere.

She had visited the haunted house on her own and had apparently gone up to the mummy boy and asked him “Do you want to do something good with Onee-san?”.

When Keiki asked the boy why he denied the offer from a beautiful older lady, the boy became flustered and said “Because I have a girlfriend…”

“Cheeky first-year brat. Having a girlfriend already…”

“Kiryuu-kun, grow up.”

“Oops, my jealousy got the better of me.”

Although Keiki felt a bit bad for letting his inner emotions get a hold of him, he had never once had a girlfriend in his life after all, so this much should be forgiven.

As a side note, the girlfriend of the mummy boy seemed to be the yuki-onna who was manning the reception.

After separating from the couple, Keiki and Ayano went to the corner of the school cafeteria and started compiling all the information they had.

“Fujimoto-san, please don’t just get excited all of a sudden, okay?”

“I really feel bad about that.”

“Well, I was the one who suddenly clung to you, so let’s just call it even.”

“No complaints from me.”

“But we did get some new information on the suspicious person, so that’s a plus.”

“Yeah. She has long hair, and she’s wearing a long skirt.”

“Finding her shouldn’t be too difficult now that we know this.”

They were one step closer to catching her now.

Just then, Keiki’s phone once again started vibrating. When he checked the screen, he saw that this time it was a call from Airi…

“Hello? Nagase-san?”

>Ah, Kiryuu-senpai?! There’s a big problem! Right now, the suspicious person is making a move on Mitani!<

“What?!”

>I request immediate assistance! We’re in the courtyard!<

“Understood!”

Cutting the call, Keiki gave Ayano a quick rundown.

“The suspicious person seems to be attacking Rintarou right now! Let’s hurry to the courtyard!”

“Okay!”

If they caught the pervert now, they would be able to protect the school’s morals. Not to mention everyone’s chastity.

When they rushed into the courtyard, they immediately spotted Rintarou and a woman. Since she had her back turned to them, they couldn’t make out her face, but just like the mummy boy had reported, she had long hair and was wearing a long skirt. There was no mistake that she was the suspicious person who was causing a ruckus right now.

“Your face looks just like a girl, you know?”

“Ah, well… I guess?”

“Ufufu, are you getting flustered? That’s so cute. Can I take you home with me?”

“W-Well, that’s a bit…”

Rintarou seemed to be a bit uncomfortable to be so openly invited like that. Airi was standing a bit away from them, not knowing what to do, nervously tapping her foot. Since the suspicious person was attacking the small-statured Rintarou, they indeed seemed to be a shotacon. But whatever the case may be, the situation was dangerous, so there was no time for discretion.

“We’ve finally found you, you pervert!”

“Hmm? Pervert, you mean me?”

In slow motion, the so-called pervert turned around. Her long, beautiful hair fluttered in the wind, and her face was indeed as beautiful as described—

“…Oh? Kei-chan?”

“Eh…? Y-Yuuhi-san?!”

“Ah, it’s Akiyama-kun’s older sister.”

“It’s been a while, you two.”

The person who greeted them with a smile was indeed an acquaintance of Keiki and Ayano. To their shock, the suspicious intruder was actually the younger Akiyama sister: Akiyama Yuuhi.

Inside the student council office, located on the third floor of the normal classroom building, Keiki and Ayano were sitting on a sofa together with Yuuhi. On top of the table was tea prepared by Ayano, but nobody was drinking any of it as of yet.

“So what exactly were you thinking, Yuuhi-san? Seducing high school students like that?”

“……”

As she was interrogated, the girl awkwardly turned her gaze away. Since the suspicious person was actually an acquaintance of Keiki and Ayano, they decided to take her to the student council office, away from any prying eyes, and thoroughly question her. But the problems didn’t stop there—

“…Onee-san, you reek of alcohol.”

“True. Just how much have you been drinking…?”

The odor was so intense that the sensitive Ayano had to pinch her nose with one hand.

“Also, is Yuuhi-san already at the age where she’s allowed to drink alcohol?”

“…I’m 20 already, so it’s fine.”

“Even if it is, an adult like you trying to seduce a minor definitely isn’t.”

“Uuugh… I can’t help it! I’m lonely!”

“Lonely?”

“Just earlier, my boyfriend I had just started dating broke up with me…”

“Ahhh…”

The committee president before, and now Yuuhi. Today was full of love and broken hearts apparently. Keiki couldn’t get angry at Yuuhi after seeing her teary eyes.

“Umm… So why did he break up with you?”

“That’s… He said that he hated bitches like me… ‘I thought you’d be a proper girl this time, and you lie to me like this,’ he complained and he left me standing there…”

“Uwaaah…”

Keiki found himself having trouble commenting about any of this.

Fujimoto-san, help me,” he whispered.

This is too heavy for Ayano-san.”

When Keiki looked to Ayano for help, she just shook her head. Neither her nor Keiki were exactly the best people to ask for love advice, after all.

“I was at home trying to drink away my sorrow, but I heard that Shou-chan’s school had a culture festival today, so I got excited when I thought about all the boys walking around.”

“That was totally a bad idea.”

“Maybe it was a bad idea to invite him over to a hotel the day we started dating?”

“W-Well…”

Although Akiyama Yuuhi might look like a pure woman, she had already gathered mountains of experience. Keiki could totally understand the shock that her now ex-boyfriend must have gone through after finding out about that disparity. But telling her that would be no consolation whatsoever.

“Then that must just mean that this person wasn’t destined to be with you. Yuuhi-san is beautiful, so I’m sure that you’ll find someone else,” Keiki said.

Helping a person to get back on their feet when they were down. That was the same thing that Ayano had done for Keiki when he was feeling down because of his fight with Sayuki.

“Kei-chan… you’re so kind…”

“Eh?”

“I might actually… like Kei-chan…”

“Excuse me?!”

Apparently, Keiki’s words had a different kind of effect on her. But before he could completely understand the situation, she was already approaching him. Her eyes made her look like she was drunk on love.

“I love you?”

“No, that’s probably just a misunderstanding! You’re just drunk!”

“Muu… It’s not a misunderstanding at all!”

“Uwaaaaaah?!”

Pouting like a small child, Yuuhi suddenly clung to the younger boy. She even started rubbing her cheek on his chest.

“I like you, Kei-chan. Do you want to do something good with Onee-chan?”

“I wholeheartedly decline! If you don’t stop, I’ll seriously report you!”

At this rate, Keiki’s own chastity would be in danger.

“P-Please save me, Fujimoto-san!”

“…Kiryuu-kun, you’re such a womanizer.”

“Fujimoto-san?!”

Even when Keiki asked the trustworthy student council vice president for help, the girl only averted her gaze with a pout. ‘Do something about it yourself’ was what she probably wanted to say.

“Umm… Yuuhi-san? Could you please let go of me now?”

“……”

“At this rate, even I’m going to start smelling like alcohol.”

“……”

“……Mm? Yuuhi-san?”

There was no response whatsoever. When Keiki looked down to check, he found that the girl’s eyelids were shut. She had fallen asleep in the midst of all of that.

“She has quite some nerve to fall asleep now…”

You certainly couldn’t predict a drunken person’s actions. Suddenly confessing non-existent feelings, being clingy, and falling asleep in the blink of an eye weren’t all that weird.

“By the way Fujimoto-san, why are you sitting so far away from me now?”

“Because Onee-san and Kiryuu-kun reek of alcohol.”

Probably not able to stand the smell, Ayano had already evacuated to an open window. Although Keiki wanted to follow suit, Yuuhi’s grip on him prohibited that.

“Haaah, just what should we do with this drunkard?”

Just when Keiki was seriously wondering about how to deal with this whole situation, a knock came from the door, which opened slowly after.

“Excuse me.”

“Ahh, Shouma, perfect timing.”

It was Yuuhi’s younger brother. The moment they had found out about the suspicious person’s identity, Keiki sent an email to Shouma. Upon inspecting the scene in front of him however, Shouma gave a bitter smile.

“Umm… Just what kind of situation did I walk in on?”

“Yuuhi-san seems to be pretty drunk, so when we were talking about this and that, she suddenly clung to me. And Fujimoto-san is bad when it comes to the smell of alcohol.”

“Ahh, so that’s why she’s standing away that far…”

Seeming satisfied with that explanation, Shouma came towards the sofa.

“Really, Yuu-nee… Sorry about my older sister troubling you like this.”

“That’s not that much of a deal, but what should we do with her? Should we get her to the nurse’s office?”

“No need to worry about that. I called my parents. They’ll come pick her up with a car.”

“Really? That’s a relief.”

With the strength of a sports club member, Shouma picked up the sleeping princess.

“Uwah… She really does smell like alcohol.”

“You’d be able to get drunk just off the smell, right?”

“Yeah, you can say that again—Anyway, I’ll be going now.”

“Ayo, be careful.”

Watching his friend leave the room, Keiki let out a deep sigh at the solved suspicious person incident.

“Phew… I’m really tired all of a sudden…”

“I really thought I’d get sick from that smell.”

“Yeah, same here.”

After the drunkard was gone, Ayano returned from the window.

“…Kiryuu-kun?”

“What is it?”

“Are you going out with Onee-san?””

“Excuse me?”

“She confessed so heatedly, so I thought that you might.”

“Confessed? She was just drunk, nothing more.”

She would probably forget about that confession when she woke up. Not even Yuuhi could fall in love that easily. But that wasn’t important right now…

“Don’t tell me. Fujimoto-san, are you jealous?”

“…I am.”

“Eh? Really?”

“After all—Kiryuu-kun is Ayano-san’s one and only hugging pillow.”

“I am not.”

Though Keiki had already anticipated that kind of response, she was still a pervert through and through. She had probably felt jealous that her precious hugging pillow might be taken away.

“Then let’s go back to work.”

“Before that, I think it’d be better if we took a short break.”

“We can’t do that, though. The others are working as well.”

“I thought you’d say that, so I asked the president for permission.”

Following that, Ayano took out her smartphone and showed the screen to Keiki. It was a chat with Shiho, and the last two messages were…

‘Request for a break’ from Ayano.

‘Go ahead~’ from Shiho.

“Kiryuu-kun looked really pale every since this morning. I was really worried.”

“…I really can’t win against Fujimoto-san.”

Since Keiki had to come up with emergency measures for the maid cafe, he hadn’t gotten much sleep last night.

“Then I guess I’ll get a bit of rest.”

“I don’t think you’ll get much sleep on the sofa. How about I give you a lap pillow?”

“I’m thankful for that, but I have to decline.”

“But I want to… Is it still no good?”

“……”

Keiki couldn’t decline anymore after seeing Ayano this adamant.

“Why did it end up like this…?”

A few minutes later, Keiki was laying down face-up on the sofa, his head on Ayano’s lap. Though he had experienced this so-called lap pillow countless times already, he felt like he would never be able to get used to this. The fact that Ayano was softly stroking Keiki’s hair certainly didn’t help the embarrassment.

“Don’t worry. I’ll wake you up in 30 minutes, okay?”

“No pulling off my pants while I’m defenseless, okay?”

“I can’t guarantee anything.”

“Hey…”

“I’m kidding. I won’t, I promise.”

“I’m really trusting you on this.”

Keiki decided to believe Ayano, and slowly closed his eyes. Just by doing that, he felt his consciousness slowly starting to drift away to the land of dreams.

“…Listen, Fujimoto-san.”

“Mmm?”

“Once the culture festival is over, I’ll go back to the calligraphy club.”

That was the answer he still had to give her, in response to Ayano’s wish for him to stay in the student council. With a saddened smile, Ayano opened her mouth.

“Yeah, I knew. I knew it the moment you decided to protect the calligraphy club.”

“I see…”

Just like the girl had said, Keiki had known the answer already back then. Maybe Ayano decided to cheer for him exactly because she knew of his feelings back then.

“It’s a shame that you won’t stay in the student council, but I still won’t give up on Kiryuu-kun’s underwear.”

“It’d be really great if you gave up on that.”

When they were joking back and forth a bit, Keiki felt his heart getting lighter. It was exactly because of these ways that she cared for him that he had started liking her even more.

“But if your job gets too rough, feel free to call for me whenever.”

“Yeah, thank you.”

With that, Keiki finally reached his limit. After that last exchange, while feeling the warmth coming from the girl, Keiki’s consciousness slowly faded into a deep sleep.

Part 3:

Later that day in the evening, preparations for a closing party in the living room of the Kiryuu household were complete.

“Nii-san, don’t we need more food?”

“I think this much should be enough, right?”

“I’d love to eat some pizza now.”

“Witch-senpai, it’d be bad if you gained any more weight, you know?”

“Though in club prez’ case, it all seems to go to the chest.”

After the members of the calligraphy club had changed out of their school uniforms, they lined up the various foods and drinks on the table.

Really, I’m glad that everything ended safely…

After getting some good rest in the student council office, Keiki returned back to his job, but the culture festival came to an end with no other incidents. When Keiki returned to the maid cafe, four girls were waiting for him while making V signs with their fingers. Thanks to the earnings from the second festival day, they had been able to pay back their debt, and had averted the disbanding of the calligraphy club. When Keiki brought up the idea to have a celebration party, everyone immediately agreed.

“Ahh, writing with ketchup this whole time made my shoulders really stiff.”

“Of course. You had to make up for all the work you skipped out on,” jabbed Yuika.

“But, it was really difficult, you know? I tried it as well, but I couldn’t do it like Tokihara-senpai did.”

“Well, I think that only someone with equivalent skill to club prez would’ve been able to do that.”

Writing complicated letters with ketchup like that was definitely difficult. Still, not even a genius like her would’ve been able to do it flawlessly, so she must’ve practiced throughout the whole night. Just like the day when Keiki had spotted Cinderella’s panties, when she had to enter a work of hers for a contest.

“Sayuki-senpai.”

“What is it?”

“—Welcome back.”

“Ah…”

For a second, her eyes went wide, but…

“—No, welcome back.”

She showed him the smile he wanted to see. That alone was more than enough of a reward for him. Just like being in the club she treasures so much. In the end, they were still fellow club members. It was because everyone had worked without a break for the future where they could spend time like this.

“That reminds me. I bought a pound cake.”

“Ohh, that’s nice.”

“Yuika also brought some canned juice with her. It’s in the box over there.”

“Woah… That’s so nice of you to bring that along…”

“Then let’s start cutting the cake.”

Once everyone had a piece of cake and a drink, they sat down on the sofa. Of course, the one who started the celebration party was none other than the calligraphy club president herself.

“Then, to celebrate our success at the maid cafe, and to celebrate having paid back the debt—Cheers!”

““““Cheers!””””

They hit their glasses against one another, and the party started.

Part 4:

“…Mmmnh… Ah, it’s morning already?”

The day following the culture festival, Keiki woke up to a dim ray of light hitting his eyes.

“I forgot to close the curtains, huh…? Ouch… My head hurts for some reason…”

Apparently, Keiki had been so tired from last night’s party that he had completely forgotten to close the curtains of his room. Sadly, though the weather outside was wonderful, his physical state after waking up was the worst. He slowly got up from bed while holding his head with one hand.

“……Eh?”

In that moment, an unbelievable scene unfolded before his eyes. Glossy black hair was in complete contrast to the white sheets. When he glanced beneath said sheets, he was greeted by an uncovered, buxom chest.

“Why… Is Sayuki-senpai here?”

The naked Sayuki was sound asleep next to her confused Kouhai, a smile on her face.

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3 thoughts on “Kawaikereba Hentai demo Suki ni Natte Kuremasu ka? Volume 7 Chapter 3

  1. Thanks a lot for the chapter

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  2. Tiến Trung Nguyễn 10. July 2019 — 18:12

    It was fast after senpai come back :v isnt it ? :v

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  3. That escalated quickly.

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