Kawaikereba Hentai demo Suki ni Natte Kuremasu ka? Volume 8 Chapter 1

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I’d like to borrow a boyfriend

The following day after he became Shiho’s fake boyfriend.

4th period ended, and as soon as the English teacher had stepped out of the classroom, Mao came walking over Keiki.

“Yo, Kiryuu, Akiyama, how about we eat lunch together?”

Keiki was resting on his English workbook and notes on the table, and Akiyama was doing the same. In response,

“Sorry, Mao-chan. I already have plans with Koharu.”

Declining apologetically, Shouma took his wrapped lunch box and got up from his seat.

“See you later then,” were his last words as he hurriedly stepped out as well.

Akiyama Shouma was in a relationship with the legal loli Senpai, also known as Ootori Koharu. Hence, they had probably been planning to eat lunch together like a normal couple would, and he would probably be heading to the astronomy clubroom. When Mao saw that he was prioritizing his girlfriend rather than his friends, she let out a poisonous response.

“Tch, even though I wanted to draw Kiryuu and Shouma as they’d feed each other some wieners.”

“Don’t worry. It would’ve never come to that, even if he stayed with us.”

“Then how about we skip that and you both start nibbling on each other’s thick frankfurters—”

“Calm down there. You shouldn’t say any more than that.”

This certainly wasn’t an appropriate thing for a girl to say in the middle of a classroom, and during lunch break of all times. When Keiki stopped her out of consideration to other people, Mao still let out a “Hmph” snort, and her side-tail shook.

“Akiyama has totally turned bad after he got a girlfriend.”

“Well, you’d normally prioritize your lover after all.”

Even Keiki would pick a lover over his friends.

“It’s true that Master is cute and all, but at this rate, I really will start running out of material here, you know.”

“Hearing that doesn’t bother me anymore, but that’s as irrational of an argument as you can come up with.”

And the accusation was pretty extreme as well.

As an aside, the ‘Master’ here was referring to Koharu. Ever since she helped Mao out of a slump, she became something of a shoujo manga teacher for her.

“Of course I’d complain about it. Not getting enough material is a life-or-death situation for me.”

“Then how about you just go searching for another models and release us from this agony already?”

“Impossible. There’s no other delish pairing that I could use for my research.”

“Don’t say pairing.”

“If you help me get some material, I’ll pay you like a part-time job would. How about it?”

“You’ll probably ask me to take off my underwear on the first day, so I humbly decline.”

Naturally, this was all about the fact that Mao created R18 BL manga and doujins. Hence, Keiki would probably end up as a nude model one day if he were to accept here. He had no particular interest in showing a female classmate his naked body.

“Well, it’s fine if they’re both happy. So then, how about we eat lunch together with just the two of us, Kiryuu?”

“Ah, sorry. Today doesn’t really work for me.”

“Oh, do you have business elsewhere?”

“Yeah, that’s right.”

Taking Mizuha’s wrapped home-made lunch out of his bag, Keiki also got up from his seat.

“Sorry. I can’t have them wait for me.”

“Ah, hey, Kiryuu?!”

Not listening to Mao telling him to stop, Keiki quickly left the classroom. While the boy left, Mao muttered a complaint.

“…What was that about? Hmph.”

Shouma having a girlfriend was one thing, but Keiki even…

It sounded like he was meeting someone, so does he have some meeting with another girl from the calligraphy club?

But then there’d be no reason to hide it. In that case, maybe he was going to have lunch with another girl not from the club—

“…There’s no way, right?”

Thinking thus far, Mao decided to abandon that thought. She couldn’t believe that someone would actually date a boring guy like him, so she gave up on dwelling on it. It sounded way too ridiculous. However, the lingering doubt inside her wouldn’t disappear that easily.

Leaving the classroom behind him, Keiki’s legs brought him to the first floor of the school building. Obviously, he was going to meet Shiho, who he had decided to help. Since she was the student council president, it should be as clear as day that she was a very busy person. She would hand out jobs to the other student council members, like sorting papers and making preparations, as well as having negotiations with teachers about various things. Knowing that, it made sense that she wouldn’t have much time once classes ended, so their first rendezvous was set to take place during lunch break.

When Keiki arrived at their meeting place in the courtyard, Shiho, who was sitting on a bench, noticed him, and waved at him with a smile.

“I’m sorry for making you wait.”

“I just arrived myself, so it’s fine.”

“This exchange really makes us feel like lovers, doesn’t it?”

“Ahaha, I thought the same.”

The ball the Kouhai threw was returned with a gentle smile by the girl. And right now, it was Keiki’s job to protect that very smile.

“Now then, I’m leaving the lovey-dovey acting to you, Keiki-kun.”

“Leave it to me.”

Understanding the expectations that had been placed upon him, Keiki nodded with determination.

“Since this is to repel the stalker, let’s get lovey-dovey as much as we can!”

Yes, this wasn’t a lunch to meet the beautiful Senpai or anything. This was one of the opening moves to work against the stalker who was pursuing said girl. That being said, the idea was more than simple. Act like Takasaki Shiho’s lover, that was all.

Against that perpetrator, Keiki and Shiho would be going out like this, and their hope was that the person would give up on her. Hence, they decided to start by sitting next to each other like this, but…

“Ah, that feels a bit too far, I think.”

When she pointed that out, Keiki…

“Is this better?”

“Hmm… a bit more… Just a bit… Yeah, like this. This feels better.”

After being told to do several retakes, he was given an OK.

“But isn’t this crazy close?”

“We’re lovers, right? Something like this is normal, I tell you,” said the girl as she gave him a satisfied smile.

Between both of them, there was close to no space left. Though Keiki felt slightly flustered as a result, he understood that this was necessary for their act. Now that their positions were solidified, it was time to move to the next stage.

They both had their lunch boxes on standby already. They started eating their lunch.

“You’re definitely supposed to each lunch together when you’re a couple.”

“They’re doing that all the time without consideration for the lonely people around them.”

Keiki had the image that couples would be together 24/7. A real couple that Keiki knew of, namely Shouma and Koharu, would eat lunch together almost every day, and they would exchange texts during smaller breaks as well. They would even go home together once classes ended. They demonstrated perfect couple techniques, indeed.

If they were to go with those very techniques themselves, Keiki and Shiho would certainly look like lovers to the people around them.

“Your little sister is making your lunch, right, Keiki-kun?”

“Yes. Since our parents are often out because of their work, she really saves my arse. She’s got admirable cooking skill, for sure.”

“Her omurices during the culture festival were really delicious as well. That’s pretty amazing. I can make simple things pretty well, but I’m not that good at it.”

“I barely can make anything, so even that’s pretty amazing in my eyes.”

Frankly, the only things he could make were scrambled eggs and store-bought yakisoba. Hence, when he put one of Mizuha’s handmade mini hamburgers in his mouth, it made him once again realize how thankful he was for Mizuha.

“Hm…”

“Takasaki-senpai? What’s wrong?”

“I was just thinking. Just eating lunch normally doesn’t make you feel like a couple all that much, right? It feels more like we’re good friends.”

“Is that so?”

“The young kids nowadays are moving along even faster than us, so we should be more assertive. We should do something that would make anyone understand that we really are a couple.”

“Senpai still belongs in the younger generation I think, but… I understand what you’re trying to say.”

Right now, there were doing nothing but eating lunch normally. Exactly as Shiho pointed out, this made them look like ‘Good friends’, and nothing more. They really needed a plan to make them be more couple-y.

“So what else should we be doing, then?”

“How about something like this?”

Shiho used her chopsticks to pick up some omelet from her lunchbox. She held it out towards Keiki.

“Here. Open wide.”

“Wha—?! Open wide… you say?!”

“Yeah. I thought that this definitely would make us look like a couple.”

“I guess that makes sense. That’s definitely something that couples would do. It’s unmistakably a couple-like move.”

“Right?”

“However, there is one fatal flaw with this plan.”


“And what would that be?”


“I’m super embarrassed!”

“No problem. It’s the same for me~”

“Ehhh…”

Apparently, Shiho had no plans to stop there. Not to mention that she seemed to have already realized how much she was troubling Keiki with it.

“Fufu~”

The proof was written all over her face. That full-fledged smile of hers. That lovable, yet also detestable grin.

She’s definitely enjoying it…

Though Keiki already knew it from his time as a temporary member, the student council president was someone who loved to thoroughly enjoy herself. For example, the fact that she kept quiet about Rin being a boy, and only acted like a teasing Onee-san.

“If you don’t eat it soon, people will think that something is off.”

“Ugh…”

That’s right. The stalker might be watching this very moment. If Keiki hesitated here, they might think that something was off.

“……”

In the midst of his conflict, Keiki gazed at the omelet in front of his eyes. This was the courtyard. It was surrounded by the other school buildings, and was a place that a lot of people could see. Doing the ‘Open wide’ flirting here was definitely super embarrassing… However, this was to protect Shiho from the stalker. To protect her freedom at school. Hence—

“A-Ahhhhnnn…”

He ate it. He gulped the omelet down in one go. And he carefully chewed it before he swallowed.

“Is it good?”

“The taste is delicious.”

“My mother is really proud of this omelet recipe.”

“It seems like your mother is really good at cooking, Senpai.”

“Then have some of this fried chicken as well. Here, open wide~”

“Ahhhn…”

Now that it’s come to this, Keiki gave up and stopped resisting. This time, he immediately accepted the fried chicken. Though it had already gotten cold, it was still extremely juicy, and immensely delicious.

“Alright, we definitely look more like a couple now.”

“It’d be bad if we didn’t, after all.”

“Keiki-kun, your face has gotten really red, you know?”

“Anyone would end up like like if they shared an indirect kiss with such a beauty of a Senpai.”

“Eh…? I-Indirect kiss…?”

Apparently, Shiho hadn’t realized it yet, because her gaze fell to her chopsticks, and her face quickly flushed a deep red.

“Takasaki-senpai’s face is also bright red, you know.”

“Don’t tease me like that!”

Anyway, with their exchange, and their gestures, they looked like a proper couple. Though they were basically just mimicking other couples.

I won’t get stabbed by that stalker, right…?

Just by doing this with a beauty of a Senpai like Shiho, he would be the center of a lot of attention. Naturally, that made Keiki worried that the stalker would hold a grudge against him, and target him.

No wait, being seen by someone from the calligraphy club right now would probably be just as dangerous…

Keiki hadn’t thought about that back when he agreed to this. He realized too late that, rather than the stalker, he should probably be more concerned about the other club members. After all, they were perverted girls through and through.

One wanted Keiki to become her master, another wanted him to become her slave. They all were targeting Keiki for the most absurd reasons. No doubt the situation would escalate if even one of them were to spot Keiki and Shiho acting as a couple right now.

To repel the stalker, standing out was necessary. However, that would also increase the odds of being seen by said perverts. To be fair, it probably was just a matter of time until that worst-case scenario happened.

And the moment Keiki came to that conclusion, something happened.

“Cuuuuuurse youuuuuuuu…”

“?!”

A voice filled with resentment could be heard from somewhere. When he turned his gaze towards the source of the voice, he locked eyes with the face of a certain person who was peeking out from the shadow of a tree close to them.

“Uwa… We’re starting things off immediately, huh…?”

“Why does it sound like you’re insulting me? Well, this kind of cold gaze is also Keiki-kun’s charming point.”

The person who spoke such a complaint and approval in the same breath was none other than Sayuki. She was the club leader of the pervert-filled calligraphy club, as well as a hardcore masochistic molester herself. Letting her long hair sway in the breeze, she walked towards the bench and crossed her arms, which emphasized her extremely-well-endowed chest.

“You seem to be enjoying yourself, Keiki-kun. What are you doing with Takasaki-san?”

“We’re eating our lunch…?”

“I know that! I’ve been watching for a while!”

“Ehhhh…”

Though she had the question herself, she became fairly aggravated by the obvious answer. Not to mention that this ‘for a while’ part sounded rather disconcerting.

“What I want to know is why you’re having lunch together with Takasaki-san here! Not to mention that you were doing that gross ‘Open wide~’ thing!”

“You really were watching us the whole time, huh?”

Maybe she herself was the stalker?

But Shiho for her part just flashed a teasing smile.

“Hmmm? I think I understand now~.”

“W-What is it?”

“Tokihara-san, are you jealous? That I was feeding Keiki-kun like that~.”

“E-Even I’ve experienced that already, you know! We were at an amusement park together, and he fed me his thick, long… that, you know!”

“Eh…?”

“A frankfurter! I was feeding her a frankfurter!”

Keiki hurriedly followed up with an explanation before things could go any more south. Shiho probably would have had a terrible misunderstanding if he didn’t.

“Keiki-kun’s frankfurter was so big that I could barely fit it in my mouth.”

“Don’t say things that make it sound worse than it is. Especially not in such an ecstatic tone of voice.”

Keiki strictly reprimanded the pervert who was about to go crazy.

“Also, Keiki-kun, didn’t you cut ties with the student council? Since when did you get so close with Takasaki-san?”

“It’s true that I stopped being a temporary student council member, but I still pop by there from time to time, so eating together shouldn’t be that weird.”

“Mmmm…”

Though Keiki felt like that should be enough to quench her thirst for answers, Sayuki still didn’t seem satisfied.

“…But do you really feed each other like that if you’re just friends?”

“Uuuu…”

“Don’t tell me… I really think I’m wrong… Considering how Keiki-kun is, this is impossible, but… Are you two… umm… G-Going out?”

“No, that’s…”

Naturally, they weren’t. They sure weren’t, but they were currently acting as if they were. Not knowing how much he can say, Keiki sent Shiho a “What should we do?” gaze. In response, she calmly nodded.

“It’s fine, Tokihara-san. We’re not going out. I just think of him as a cute kouhai.”

“……Huh.”

When she denied it that straightforwardly, Sayuki let out a breath of relief.

“Well, you never know what might happen, though. Since I’ve taken a liking to him, that fact might chance in the near future.”

“Wha—?!”

In the same breath however, Shiho’s provokation left Sayuki in complete silence. Just when Keiki thought that her shoulders had started shaking, she jumped at Keiki like a dog who was afraid that her owner was going to leave her. She quickly pulled him away from Shiho.

“I won’t hand over Keiki-kun to someone like you!”

“Yeah, this really turned into something bothersome…”

Judging from that exchange and the result, Sayuki would surely continue to see Shiho as an enemy. They are plenty busy with the stalker already, but the conflict with Sayuki would surely not be something that would end just like that, and she might very well obstruct their plans.

“You’re an interesting person, Tokihara-san.”

“Takasaki-senpai, please don’t stir up Sayuki-senpai any more.”

While complaining to the student council president who always did whatever she wanted, and while being hugged tightly by Sayuki, Keiki calmly took a piece of asparagus dipped in sesame sauce and put it in his mouth.

The sudden interference by Sayuki caused the plan to be put on intermission for an hour. In the end, they weren’t able to spot the stalker during that time.

After classes ended, Keiki was waiting for someone at the shoe locker near the entrance of the school. He had killed time in the library until the sun started to set, and he stepped out around one hour ago. The smartphone in his hand showed the time was running close to 7pm. He heard light footsteps, and he saw Shiho stepping out of the school building, her job finally complete.

“Good work today, Takasaki-senpai.”

“Ah, Keiki-kun? What’s wrong?”

“I was worried, so I thought that I would escort you home today.”

“Worried about what?”

“Worried about the stalker. Something bad might happen if you walk home alone at this hour.”

After all, the chances of her being targeted right now weren’t negligible. That was why letting her walk outside alone was far too dangerous.

“And you waited all this time for me?”

“I was reading a book in the library, so it wasn’t that big of a deal.”

“I see. You really are kind,” she said as she let out a faint laugh.

“Well, I might just be a fake, but I still am Senpai’s boyfriend right now.”

“Then I’ll let you take up on that.”

“Yeah, let’s get going.”

Though Keiki was certainly not built like a bodyguard, it was still much better than her walking home alone.

Both of them left the school and made their way home. While talking about whatever came to mind, they walked through the city at night, heading towards the girl’s home.

“It’s gotten pretty late, hasn’t it? Are you busy right now with your job as the student council president?”

“Not all that much, I guess. My term of office is about to end after all, so I just thought that I’d prepare for everything.”

“Ah, I see. It’s already the middle of November, isn’t it?”

It was actually pretty late for her, thinking about how the other 3rd years are all busy taking college entrance exams or searching for a job.

“So the next student council president will be Fujimoto-san?”

“I guess. Since the predecessor usually decides on their successor, she’s pretty sure to win if no other candidate appears.”

“That makes me feel a bit lonely, to be honest.”

Since he had worked in the student council president as a temporary member, thinking that Shiho would be gone soon was making him feel a bit sad.

“Well, I’ll still stop by from time to time until I graduate. Leaving it only to Ayano-chan and the others would also be a bit tough, so we’ll have to look for new members while we still can.”

“Without Takasaki-senpai, it’s just the three of them, huh?”

“If you were to join, though, I could leave the student council in peace. Can’t you maaaaybe rethink your decision?”

“Well, that’s…”

“Ahahah, I was joking. Don’t worry about it.”

“………”

She may have said she was joking, but she probably was still troubled by the current situation. Because of the hard work involved, the student council was chronically understaffed. Not to mention that two of the members had just barely joined this year. The hole that Shiho would leave behind would definitely have to be filled by somebody.

Well, I don’t have the right to worry about them, after having prioritized the calligraphy club…

He could only wish that good, dependable people would follow Shiho. Even though he didn’t have the right to think that, he still did.

“—Oh, Keiki-senpai?”

“Hm…?”

Keiki lifted his head when someone suddenly called him. Looking ahead, he saw a blonde-haired girl standing beneath a streetlight.

“Yuika-chan?”

She was wearing a comfy-looking sweater and jeans, and she had a vinyl bag in her hand as she walked towards him.

“It really is Keiki-senpai. And… Kaichou-san?”

“Good evening, Koga-san.”

“Hello…”

Shiho greeted her with a smile, while Yuika gave a slight bow in return.

“Are you on your way home from a shopping tour?”

“Ah, yes. Yuika just suddenly wanted to eat some pudding from a convenience store… And what about Keiki-senpai? This is quite the weird pairing…”

Stare

For whatever reason, the Kouhai looked at Keiki with a displeased face. Certain doubts seemed to fill her gaze.

“Hehe, listen to this. Keiki-kun was so worried about me that he even wanted to escort me home~”

“Wha—Takasaki-senpai?!”

“Ohh, is that so… So you were so worried about her that you wanted to escort her home… Hmmmmmm…”

“Ahhh, Yuika-chan’s gazes is as cold as ice…”

Her gaze made him feel like she was looking at a pig. Thanks to Shiho’s teasing words, Yuika was definitely angry.

“Were the two of you always this close?”

“Eh…?”

“Yuika is hoping that she’s wrong, but you two aren’t going out, are you?”

“……”

Insanity was radiating from her eyes, and cold sweat started running down the boy’s cheek. This flow of events was the same as with Sayuki. Namely, that Yuika would also end up as an enemy who would oppose their plans.

To avoid this gloomy future, he made eye contact with Shiho, only to receive a lovable wink from her.

“There’s no need to worry. Keiki-kun and I don’t have that sort of relationship.”

“Oh, is that so…?”

When she heard that her slave candidate was still free, Yuika let out a relieved sigh as well.

“Ah, but—”

With calm movements, Shiho casually wrapped her hand around Keiki’s arm.

“I’m actually interested in Keiki-kun, so I might actually fall for him, you know?”

“Wha—?!”

“Takasaki-senpai?! What are you talking about?!”

Shiho’s explosive exclamation left Yuika speechless, while Keiki exclaimed in a panic. Naturally, he had no leisure to actually enjoy the soft feeling that was being pressed against his arm. Yuika puffed out her cheeks with a “Hmph!” while Keiki was busy averting his gaze from the sadistic Shiho.

“Kaichou-san, let go of Keiki-senpai already! This is something you should do with a special someone!”

“Ehhh? This is something that even friends do nowadays, right? Look!”

“Ah, again?!”

Ignoring Yuika’s order, Shiho pressed her body against Keiki even more. As expected, the virgin boy completely froze up when he felt the intense pressure from her chest. The more their distance closed, the higher Yuika’s anger gauge went.

“…Yuika hates you.”

“Ara ara, she hates me now. I’m sorry for teasing you.”

As if a token of apology, Shiho let go of Keiki’s arm. Although Yuika’s wariness was still at its peak, she smiled at Shiho.

“But think about it.”

“?”

“If you react like that, this means that Keiki-kun is someone precious to you. Right, Koga-san?”

“?!”

As a result of that surprise attack, Yuika’s face went completely red in an instant. In a panic, she looked at Keiki and awkwardly turned her face to the ground.

“Yuika-chan?”

“W-Whatever! Yuika’s ice cream is going to melt, so she’ll excuse herself now!”

“Eh, didn’t you buy pudding?”

“See you!”

Ignoring Keiki’s comment, Yuika ran away from the spot.

In the end, both Sayuki and Yuika were now targeting them. They might still be doubtful about their relationship, and their future actions might be unknown, but at this point it was written in stone that they would try to obstruct Keiki and Shiho’s lovey-dovey flirty operation. And that was all because Shiho kept blurting out unnecessary comments like that.

“Why do you keep on instigating things like this?” Keiki asked.

“Because they’re cute.”

“Cute?”

“Yeah. Both Tokihara-san and Koga-san really make it obvious that they love Keiki-kun. That makes them look so cute.”

“Love…”

“Fufu, Keiki-kun really is loved.”

“If I had to describe it, it’s more like they’re rejecting me.”

Shiho seemed to have a grave misunderstanding that both Sayuki and Yuika were holding passionate feelings of love towards Keiki. They really only wanted to make Keiki their future master/slave, but since their fetish was very personal to them, he decided to not tell her about it. Thus, he kept quiet.

Anyway, Keiki gave up on thinking about that topic, and continued with his duty to escort the girl home. After around ten minutes had passed…

“We’re here. This is my home.”

“I’m glad that nothing happened.”

The house they arrived at was a standalone building in the residential district.

“Want to take a quick break first? I’ll get you some tea.”

“No, I’ll hold off on that today. My little sister is waiting at home, after all.”

“Ahaha, you really are a siscon.”

Stepping into the house of a girl just like that was like a high-level quest for boys. Setting aside the fact that a normie that had tons of experience, for the virgin boy Keiki who had never had a girlfriend in all his life, it felt like stepping into the castle of the demon lord at the beginning of the game.

“But that’s a shame. I was really expecting something…”

“Eh? D-Does that…?!”

“I was hoping we could play games together…”

“Ahh, you were talking about games…”

Truth be told, though, he did promise that he would play games with her sometime. Keiki felt embarrassed for getting such perverted thoughts.

“It’s already pretty late, so let’s do that another time.”

“That’s a promise, okay?”

“Yes, I promise.”

“Very well. But thanks for escorting me home.”

“No problem. See you tomorrow.”

The two of them exchanged brief parting words, and Keiki started walking home after watching Shiho step inside. He started walking all alone down the night streets.

“In the end, the stalker never appeared, huh?”

There had been the unexpected meet-up with Yuika, but there was no suspicious person in sight.

“Well, it’d be great if there was no stalker to begin with.”

To be fair, Shouma never realized that he was always in the eye of the professional stalker Koharu. It was still to early label it a misunderstanding. To find out if it was, they would have to keep acting as lovers for a little while longer.

*

The following day, he enjoyed his lunch once again with Shiho in the courtyard. They kept acting as lovers in hopes that the stalker would see them. Once Keiki returned to the classroom with a full stomach, Mao called out to him with a somewhat angered expression.

“Kiryuu, come with me for a sec.”

“Ehh, lunch break is about to end, though?”

“Just shut up and come with me.”

“O-Okay…”

When she spoke to him more forcely, Keiki stopped resisting and just quietly followed her. The place she took him to was an empty classroom in the depths of the school building.

“…So what is this about?”

Right after they entered, Mao showed him her smartphone.

“Ugh?!”

Shown on the screen was a lovey-dovey couple who didn’t hesitate to flirt even in front of other people. The bench they sat on seemed more than familiar, and the fact that Keiki was resting his head on Shiho’s lap made it look like one of those celebrity scandal pictures.

“You’re not gonna tell me that you have no idea what this is, right?”

“Uuummmm…”

Of course he knew exactly what this was about. The very situation in this photo had occurred around twenty minutes ago. After eating their lunch much like the previous day, Shiho suddenly said the following:

“That being said, I want to try something else today.”

“By that, do you mean the ‘Open wide~’ thing from yesterday?”

“Exactly.”

“So what do you have in mind?”

“A lap pillow~”

“A lap… pillow?!”

In that sense, Keiki had definitely experienced the lap pillow with that beauty. But he certainly didn’t imagine that a picture would be taken at that very moment…

“Why do you have a picture of that, Nanjou?”

“Master just sent it to me.”

“So it was Koharu-senpai…”

Mao quickly fiddled with her smartphone, and it now showed the email from that Koharu. The subject was tilted ‘Crazy Scoop!’, followed by the main message:

In the courtyard, Kiryuu-kun and Kaichou-san have been lovey-dovey for a while now! And I just happened to take a picture of it!

The passing Koharu had taken the chance, and created this undeniable proof.

“This basically says everything, right?”

“What might you be talking about…?”

“That you are going out with the student council president.”

“That’s…”

When he didn’t reply with definite answer, Mao was clearly even more disgruntled.

“It’s even more obvious if you fail to answer! You cheater! Why do you run after other girls when you already have Shouto…?!”

“Why am I being persecuted all of a sudden…?”

He hadn’t done anything bad. But now he felt like a husband who had been caught cheating on his wife.

“Serious talk now, Takasaki-senpai and I aren’t going out. There are some circumstances, and we’re eating lunch together as a result of that.”

“Kiryuu…”

“Are you satisfied?”

“What kind of circumstances would explain a lap pillow at school?”

“You’re absolutely right.”

“…If you want a lap pillow that badly, you can just ask me…”

“Eh, what did you just say?”

When Keiki asked for confirmation, the girl just quickly averted her gaze.

“If you want a lap pillow, then just have Akiyama do it for you.”

“You really do keep coming up with new ways to torture me.”

That’s a fujoshi for you. She would always come up with things that no normal human being would be able to.

“A-Anyway! Even if God allows you to have a relationship, I definitely won’t, Kiryuu! …Ah, but getting clingy with boys is a different matter!”

“What do you want me to do, really?”

Mao’s rough breathing that she had while spitting out the last part made her look like a beast. That reddish brown sidetail might even be her tail.

“Well, just rest assured. Takasaki-senpai and I aren’t really going out. Also, you’d have trouble with your doujin material if I actually got a girlfriend.”

“That’s true, but…”

“Nanjou?”

“…That’s not it… Idiot…”

“Eh?”

“If you’re gonna cheat, at least do it with Rinnosuke?!”

“You were mad about that?!”

Rinnosuke was a manga character who had been brought into existence by using Rintarou as a model. Apparently, Shouto was the main love interest, while Rinnosuke was something like the person having an affair. It was the worst possible love triangle.

At that moment however, the chime rang through the school, announcing that there was almost no time left in the current lunch break. Although they hurried back to their class, the two of them still ended up late.

At his home, Keiki had finished eating dinner, and was now resting his body in the steaming hot water in the bathtub, looking up at the ceiling as he reminisced about that day’s events.

“As of right now, the stalker hasn’t shown any movement.”

Keiki escorted Shiho home today once again, but the stalker still didn’t show himself. However, during their make-believe lovers roleplay for the past two days, there was one thing that Keiki had realized. That was the fact that he could definitely feel a gaze when he was with Shiho. Obviously, the student council president would gather some amount of attention just because of position. Since he had received a lap pillow and Koharu had seen that by chance just showed that it was a matter of time before the stalker would move to action. It’d be great if the stalker would decide to give up on her then, but…

“Just how long do we have to keep this up?”

They had no information whatsoever on the stalker, and no certain proof that he actually existed. In this situation where everything was just a big uncertain haze, bringing this to a quick end would certainly be impossible. The only thing that Keiki knew for sure was…

“If we continue pretending to be lovers, the perverts will definitely try to get in our way soon…”

Sayuki, Yuika and Mao had all found out that there was something weird between Keiki and Shiho. If both of them continued to be lovey-dovey in public places, there would be something that would happen, for sure.

“Though Mizuha doesn’t seem to know about it just yet.”

“You rang?”

“Eh?”

When his monologue was interrupted, Keiki looked up. Mizuha standing in front of the door, gazing at Keiki. She wasn’t wearing her normal clothes, but instead was wearing a school swimsuit for whatever reason. Without hesitation, she took another step inside the room.

“Hold on, Mizuha-san?! What are you just coming in like that?!”

“I thought it’d be nice to take a bath together for old time’s sake.”

“I told you before, but that was way back when we were just little kids!”

It was another incident with his little sister attacking him during bath time. In response, Keiki sunk his body deeper into the water and took a defensive position out of wariness.

“Just so you know, normal siblings don’t take a bath together.”

“But they aren’t us?”

“I’m not a kid who can be deceived with something as simple as that… Also, why are you wearing a swimsuit?”

“If I was naked, the Nii-san would definitely be embarrassed, so I thought that a school swimsuit should be safe.”

“I’m naked, though, so this is definitely still not okay.”

“Then should I just take it off as well so we match?”

“Just leave already! No, I’ll just go myself!”

The rather docile looking little sister of his could actually be quite obstinate. Deciding that his best choice was to leave this place himself, Keiki quickly wrapped a bath towel around his lower half before Mizuha called out to him.

“Wait, Nii-san. I actually have a reason for being here today.”

“And what kind of reason would that be?”

“I thought that I should wash Nii-san’s back today.”

“I wholeheartedly decline.”

“I’ll go wash your back then, Nii-san.”

“Why am I being ignored?!”

“If you don’t let me, then I might just rid myself of my school swimsuit right here.”

“I get it! I get it already, so don’t put your hands on your shoulder straps!”

He frantically stopped his little sister, whose movements getting more and more dangerous. As of right now, it should be clear as day that his beloved little sister was an exibitionist that was ready to go full birthday suit even in front of her older brother.

There was a time when she came out and confessed her romantic feelings towards Keiki. She had even tried to seduce him several times. Even though she might not be blood related, just giving in like that held its own set of problems. But being unable to adamantly stop her from acting this way clearly showed that Keiki truly was a siscon.

“Well, just promise that you won’t try anything.”

“I promise.”

After that quick exchange, Keiki sat down on a bath stool. Behind him, Mizuha picked up a sponge and bath soap and quickly started scrubbing her older brother’s back.

“Nii-san, does this feel good?”

“Yeah, it feels pretty nice.”

“Tell me if you feel itchy anywhere.”

“Ayo~”

“By the way, Nii-san?”

“Hmm?”

“Is it true that you got a lap pillow from Takasaki-senpai?”

“……”

She-Found-Out?! The time my little sister found out about me receiving a lap pillow.

Though Keiki was unable to turn around because of the fear filling his body, Mizuha was smiling as her face was reflected in the bathroom mirror. However, her eyes weren’t.

“You seem to be eating lunch together. You even came home later than usual both yesterday and today. That was because you were going home with Takasaki-senpai, right?”

“That’s, well, umm…”

“Nii-san…”

She stopped scrubbing him with the sponge and spoke in a calm voice.

“Are you going out with Takasaki-senpai?”

“………”

That made it the second time that he had been asked that today. This probably meant that the girls in the calligraphy club were sharing information. That would mean that this wasn’t something he could run away from. Apparently, Mizuha took his silence as an affirmation.

“So it’s true…”

“No, there are some complicated circumstances.”

“Nii-san has a girlfriend…”

“Eh, umm… are you listening?”

“…It’s fine. It’s still fine. There’s no need to panic. I mean, little sister stuff is really popular right now, and I’m not his real little sister either, so we can get married… Yes, the one to win in the end will be me…”

“Mizuha-san?”

However, she just continued to mutter something to herself. Almost like she was being possessed. The older brother just sat there in fear, completely lost as to what to do after this sudden change in his little sister’s mood. Mizuha suddenly let out an energetic “Yoi!” and leaned against Keiki’s back.

“Uwahaaaa?!”

When he was embraced like that, he could feel her boast-worthy chest being pressed against him. In a moment, he could feel the blood rushing to his head.

“Mizuha-san?! What are you doing?!”

“A special service?”

“This isn’t that kind of establishment!”

“But this definitely feels really good, right?”

Without dwelling more on her older brother’s response, Mizuha just started moving her chest up and down his back. Almost as if she was trying to wash his back with her chest.

“Uwaaaa…”

His voice started leaking out, unable to keep quiet from the pleasure. In response, Mizuha let out a faint laugh.

“Fufu. It feels good, right Nii-san?”

“Uuu…”

Although there was the fabric of the swimsuit between them, he could feel her chest almost directly on his back. That soft feeling was slowly but steadily burning away Keiki’s ability to think straight.

“…If it comes down to it, we just have to create an indisputable action that will make her give up… We’re living together, after all, so there will be tons of chances to seduce you.”

“I can hear some unpleasant vocabulary in there?!”

Mizuha might look decent at a glance, but she had a rather extreme side hidden within her. This whole situation was proof of that.

I-I can’t… anymore!

The continuous attack of her breasts brought Keiki close to his limit. Combining that with the erotic sounds she was making, the small Keiki-kun might end up greeting her any second.

“I’m done now, thanks!”

“Ah, Nii-san?!”

“Just take your time, Mizuha!”

At this rate, his ability to think might be completely lost. Hence, in order to protect his virginity, he dashed out of the bathroom and left Mizuha behind.

After that, he waited until Mizuha had calmed down, and explained the circumstances to her, which left her satisfied for the time being. Since Mizuha wasn’t as egoistic as to let Shiho spend her days in potential danger, she stopped complaining, and Keiki even received Mizuha’s permission to act as her bodyguard.

When it drew close to 10pm, Keiki was lying on top of his bed.

“If this stalker incident doesn’t get cleared up soon, my body probably won’t be able to hold up…”

Pretending to be lovers with Shiho would get his heart racing, and the attacks of the pervert girls would chip down his HP sometime soon. Keiki might collapse before things came to an end. It really was bad luck that the girls from the calligraphy club had found out so quickly.

Keiki felt a shiver run down his spine, imagining what kind of torture would await him. Just then, his phone suddenly vibrated.

“…An email?”

Wondering who would text him at such an hour, Keiki got up and grabbed his smartphone. When he checked his new messages—

“What? This address…”

Shown there was a message from an unknown address. If it was someone from his contacts, their address should be shown there. However, that wasn’t the case. There wasn’t even a subject, so maybe it was some sort of scam? As soon as Keiki opened it, however, a single picture was displayed on the screen.

“This is…”

It looked like it was a bit after gym class. The location was a water tap, with Shiho taking a drink. Her bra was faintly visible through the sweat-drenched white shirt that she was wearing.

There was a simple text message.

“……”

That very line made Keiki stiffen up in an instant.

Break up with Takasaki Shiho.

It was short and concise. A threatening message meant to force the fake couple to break up.

3 thoughts on “Kawaikereba Hentai demo Suki ni Natte Kuremasu ka? Volume 8 Chapter 1

  1. Bugfragged Fragbug 28. August 2019 — 20:04

    “You seem to be enjoying yourself, Saigi-kun. What are you doing with Takasaki-san?”

    Isn’t Saigi the protagonist of Boku no Kanojo Sensei?

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  2. I’m going to guess that Shiho herself sent the message. And as a very early guess, that her kink might be NTR.

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